Biographies

Spoink
aka Renie, DoNotExist
Born and raised in the radioactive slums of Ukraine, the heroine-to-be taught herself to read by the lambent green light of radioactive rats. Having read somewhere that America boasts a fine selection of cheeses with no waiting in line for days, plus great opportunities for strange, strange little girls, she persuaded her family to make the transcontinental move.

Renie went through school with poor grades, made few friends, and played far too many video games before she became one of the founding members of the Justice League of Stuyvesant. Incidentally, she does not, and never has attended Stuyvesant High School. She's had all her shots, but has not, in fact, been spayed.

Lampbane
aka Kris, Krissy
Kristina is a born and bred Brooklynite, a trait which has served her well in all her chosen occupations.

Before her experiences with the Justice League Stuyvesant, Krissy has been a Himalayan sherpa, pay dacoit, professional bounty hunter, gunrunner, and undercover agent for the NSA. The hardest task of all has been the part of a student at Stuyvesant High School. She also has done a stint at NYU, and found she preferred shoveling coal on a cargo ship in the Merchant Marine.

Krissy doesn't like you very much, and she can't figure out why. This general dislike of people makes to easier for her to maim or kill them.

Masochist
aka Rob, FTFOI
Height: 5'11''
Weight: 147 lbs.
Hair: dark red/brown
Eyes: changeable
Powers: Super strategist, weapons expert, high threshold for pain, can change eye colour at will
Weakness: Haunted by an anthropomorphic representation of his repressed ego, the Masochrist

Origin: Robert McGowan spent his formidable years in an Irish brothel, eventually gaining an affinity toward the finer points of S&M.

After many years as the most successful bitch in all of Ireland, Rob realized there was no room for growth, in spite of the resurge in terrorism, and relocated to Queens. There, he went on to become the premiere masochist of Stuyvesant High School, a task not easily attained given Stuy's nature.

Rob joined the JLS for a myriad of opportunities it presents for him to be seriously hurt. Of course, he isn't adverse to inflicting pain on others as well.

Data: If Rob were able to harness Masochrist as an alter-ego and change between forms at will, he could very well be unstoppable. With the tactical might of his normal state and the aggressiveness and added strength of Masochrist, his powers would clearly dominate any of the foes that the JLS have faced so far. If, however, he is not able to do so, it may well be that he will no longer be a value to the team on the front lines of combat should the need to fight crime escale to a new level for the JLS. His ability to quickly and correctly determine battle plans makes him an invaluable addition to the League.

TBD
aka Danielle, Delle, Nikki Tyr, AshtorethD
The twisted galeanthrope known as Danielle emerged one foggy day from the depths of Brooklyn, her past unknown, but her motives made clear with a quick flash of black boots.

Not much was known of her early days, mainly due to the young girl's unfortunate tendency to drug up her youthful classmates and sell them as slaves to the leaders of third world countries across the galaxy. Several years of intensive therapy convinced her to merely read about interesting situations instead of actually living them, and she is seldom seen without a book. One day, while standing on a very slippery ship 31 meters below the surface of the Red Sea, she realized that she had been deceived, and doing things is just as good as reading about them.

She then vowed vengeance upon the world by donning much cheap leather and joining the JLS. By this time she had acquired several chemistry sets, a pair of bayonets, a talent for daedal temporary herbal tattoos, and a pair of really pointy yet sublime Japanese chopsticks. She excelled in high school chemistry, and this made her all the more dangerous.

The fumes from all that leather make people extremely dizzy. But in the JLS, no one really notices the difference.

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