Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Justice League of Stuyvesant?
The JLS is a group of Stuyvesant students (and Renie) who have banded together in the name of truth, justice, and the Stuyvesant way to fight all manner of threats to the state of karma at Stuyvesant High School and beyond.

Huh?
We beat up people because it makes us feel really good.

How do I join?
As the old expression goes, "Don't call us, we'll call you." So no unsolicited requests for membership, please. Membership is by invitation only.

Isn't that elitist?
Yes. Of course it is.