NewAesthir:	Good evening, Mr. Bond ::strokes the cat::
Krissy 80:	Aha! What is your evil plan this time?
NewAesthir:	While the citizens of your pathetic British Isles 
		sleep, my henchmen will drain all their milk bottles 
		and replace them with the most powerful laxative on 
		earth!!!!!
NewAesthir:	Mwa hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Krissy 80:	You fiend!!!!  But.....
NewAesthir:	But what??
Krissy 80:	Well.....considering it is a stupid plan, I could 
		come up with a stupid solution.....
NewAesthir:	Foolish Bond. You have not seen the diabolical death 
		machine that my henchperson shall strap you into!!!!
Krissy 80:	You seem the fool. Do you not see the 'Made in USA' 
		sticker on the side?
NewAesthir:	Laugh if you wish, but this machine will tickle 
		every sensitive area on your body individually....
Krissy 80:	I'm not ticklish.
NewAesthir:	Then, the machine will tickle every area 
		simultaneously, and you will laugh so hard, YOU'LL 
		EXPLODE!!!!!!
NewAesthir:	::strokes the cat again::
Krissy 80:	But I'm not ticklish.
NewAesthir:	Then we shoot you.
Krissy 80:	Ah.
NewAesthir:	How diabolical!!! A GUN!!!!
Krissy 80:	Okay.  By the way.....
Krissy 80:	Some of your henchmen seem to be on a coffee break.  
		I think they mixed up the cream and the 
		laxative.......
NewAesthir:	Um.... that's not cream......
NewAesthir:	Jeez!! Don't drink it!!!!!
NewAesthir:	HENCH:    AAAAAAARRRRGGHH!!!!
Krissy 80:	::escapes::
Krissy 80:	;-)
NewAesthir:	now that you've escaped, did you call for a reason?
Krissy 80:	Call? No, no reason in particular.
Krissy 80:	Except maybe to see your next stupid plan.  
NewAesthir:	SHRINKARAMA '96
Krissy 80:	Excuse me?
NewAesthir:	An invasion of psychatrist soldiers!!!
Krissy 80:	Where are you going to get an entire army?????
NewAesthir:	If I told you, then who'd be the devious criminal 
		mastermind, eh?
Krissy 80:	Not you, I'd guess.
NewAesthir:	correcta-mundo!!
Krissy 80:	About that 'mastermind' buisness.........you'd better 
		be careful......
NewAesthir:	I've got to go, Krissy. Cower in fear until the 
		invasion of the sanity-snatchers!! 
NewAesthir:	Why must I be careful?
Krissy 80:	bub bye.  Hope it works out. Hah!
NewAesthir:	Why must I be careful?
Krissy 80:	psychiatrists.......
NewAesthir:	true. too true.
NewAesthir:	Mwa hahahahahahahaha!!!!!