Lampbane:	you're gonna die young. 
DoNotExist:	Says who? 
Lampbane:	saysme. 
DoNotExist:	Um.  Should I post a guard outside my door after 
		showing him your picture? 
Lampbane:	no.  I'm not gonna do anything.  you are. 
DoNotExist:	Hey, I plan to live for a very long time, 
		if at all possible.  
Lampbane:	weak minded fool. 
DoNotExist:	What?  Why? 
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will head for a window. 
DoNotExist:	?  
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will go to a window. 
DoNotExist:	I'm on the ground floor. 
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will go outside. 
DoNotExist:	And? 
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will step in front of that 
		moving car. 
DoNotExist:	We're in the boonies.  all the cars move at 
		about five miles per hour.  
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will take a pen and jab it 
		into your arm. 
DoNotExist:	Sorry, no writing implements here.   
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will take the monitor and 
		drop it on your head. 
DoNotExist:	It's too heavy to lift.  BIG thing.  
Lampbane:	damn, this is tough.  um.. ::waves hand:: you 
		will.. you will... bang your head against the 
		desk repeatedly. 
DoNotExist:	Too lazy.  
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you feel a sudden burst of energy. 
DoNotExist:	Oooh.  I think I'll go to the bathroom.  I've 
		been holding it in for an hour, you know, 'cause 
		I've been too lazy to stand up.  
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will dunk your head in the 
		toilet. 
DoNotExist:	I have people to do that for me now. 
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you will keep in there. 
Lampbane:	until you drown. 
DoNotExist:	I'll pass out and fall to the floor first.  
Lampbane:	good enough.  go do that. 
DoNotExist:	Discouraged, are we?  
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: shut up and gargle. 
DoNotExist:	By the way, have you spoken with Jake recently?  
Lampbane:	no....   
DoNotExist:	Kill him.  
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: no, You should kill Jake. 
DoNotExist:	If he actually shows up, I intend to strangle 
		him.  
Lampbane:	go ahead and do that.  and then kill yourself. 
DoNotExist:	I dunt WANNA kill myself! 
Lampbane:	::waves hand:: you only want to maim yourself. 
DoNotExist:	No, dammit!    
Lampbane:	aw, dammit.  you aren't worth it.  I'll go 
		bother Rob. 
DoNotExist:	Sorry! 
Lampbane:	good.  you should be.  now I feel like a failure. 
		I think I'll turn to the dark side now. 
DoNotExist:	Aren't I the dark side?  
Lampbane:	you don't look like a Sith. 
DoNotExist:	I also don't look like an obsessed voyeur who's 
		actually watching you right now over a webcam 
		that's been mounted in a hiden location near 
		you for years now.  
Lampbane:	I've only lived here ten months. 
DoNotExist:	That's why I don't look like that.  
Lampbane:	oh.  well then. 
DoNotExist:	Yeah.  I'm not cute enough to be Sith.