MacCaislin:	Ok.  Just warn me before you get weird again... 
Krissy 80:	I think it's PMS again.  okay? 
MacCaislin:	sure. 
Krissy 80:	I have convenient excuse. 
MacCaislin:	Curse you, you..you...female, you!  
Krissy 80:	wow, I'm... female?   
MacCaislin:	yes 
Krissy 80:	I wouldn't have guessed considering how most people 
		see me.  
		(Self-pity alert)
MacCaislin:	hey!  stop that 
Krissy 80:	::smacks self so hard she spins around and goes 
		flying:: 
MacCaislin:	::watches, amazed:: 
Krissy 80:	::punches self in the stomach and then pulls hair, 
		so hard that her head flips around 160 degrees:: 
MacCaislin:	Krissy...you need to lay off the Fight Club 
		re-viewings for a little.... 
Krissy 80:	::ceases literally kicking her ass for a second and 
		looks up:: 
		Fight Club?  whass 'at?  is 'at a new college 'ing? 
MacCaislin:	Um, no.  It isn't and you know it.  You're not 
		Tyler Durden. 
Krissy 80:	sounds like a guy's name... thought I was a girl... 
Krissy 80:	but in this day and age... damned yuppies. 
Krissy 80:	::hiccup:: 
MacCaislin:	erm. 
Krissy 80:	I knew I shouldn't have drunk that water. 
MacCaislin:	water?  From where? 
MacCaislin:	the Absolut bottle? 
Krissy 80:	that's water? 
Krissy 80:	it tasted funny.   
MacCaislin:	Only if you're Neil. 
Krissy 80:	I don't have little collectable sluts in my pockets 
		like he does. 
MacCaislin:	"I choose you, Debbie!"  ::cue shot of pokéball 
		opening:: 
MacCaislin:	"Debbie, scissor-attack, go!" ::waif attempts 
		scissor-kick and falls, breaking an arm:: 
Krissy 80:	"Traci, cat scratch, now!"  ::Vamp lunges forward, 
		swipes, misses, falls, and breaks a nail.  Begins to 
		cry:: 
MacCaislin:	"Debbie, return!  Go, Julia!"   
Krissy 80:	um... she has mescaline, Traci!  ::drugged-out vamp 
		stops crying and runs at Julia, growling and drooling:: 
MacCaislin:	"Julia, bite!"  ::skater-chick bites Traci's shoulder:: 
Krissy 80:	::vamp starts to curse everyone out, then pulls out 
		a slip of LSD and sucks on it::  fuck it.  Traci, 
		return!  go Selene! 
MacCaislin:	"Julia, bi-sexual attack, now!"  ::Julia slinks toward 
		Selene:: 
Krissy 80:	::Selene starts to babble about sisterly love and 
		communion with the moon.  the two join hands and 
		wander off into a corner. "Your pokéball or my 
		pokéball?"::  
MacCaislin:	that's rather enough of that joke. 
MacCaislin:	I was going to finish the "traditional" 3-Pokémon per 
		battle, but nah. 
Krissy 80:	oh well, I guess "Anya" will have to wait for some 
		other opportunity. 
MacCaislin:	as would "Penelope".  and wtf is up w/ my choice of 
		names? 
Krissy 80:	got me.