Krissy 80: what the?! DoNotExist: I have super stupid hyperactivity for about 15 minutes every day. Usually the most inopportune 15 minutes... Krissy 80: oh... I get that. it's not a super power. it's a derangement. DoNotExist: D'oh... DoNotExist: Well, do YOU have any super powers? Krissy 80: I can tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Believe it's not Butter!" DoNotExist: *gasp* Wow! Krissy 80: yeah! and it never comes in handy!!!! DoNotExist: Do you get to wear a uniform for that? Krissy 80: no. no perks whatsoever. but I think I'll become a costumed freak anyway. DoNotExist: Neato. I wish you well, and hope you never tear your shirt open only to remember that you forgot to wear your costume underneath that morning... Krissy 80: I don't tear shirts. I didn't really plan on needing a secret identity. I AM America's youth, after all... I don't think anyone would notice the get-up... anyway, wanna join me? DoNotExist: YeS! Krissy 80: all right!!!! we could fight crime and supervillains... wait a minute... what supervillains? oh well. at least we could hop rooftops and spout cheesy dialogue.... DoNotExist: Oh what fun it shall be. Krissy 80: Superhero names? DoNotExist: I'll be spoink. Krissy 80: Spoink? that's actually kinda cool. DoNotExist: Yeis. THat'll also be my catchphrase. Krissy 80: neato. DoNotExist: A friend of mine just got his licence. He is officially licentious. Krissy 80: what the hell.. a fiend of yours has lice? DoNotExist: Hee! Krissy 80: Does he control them... attack lice? DoNotExist: wow... the possibilities... Krissy 80: whoa... I could see it.. ::sends his attack lice at his opponent:: ::opponent begins scratching had uncontrollably, eventually pulling half their hair out and ending up on the floor sobbing hysterically:: Krissy 80: "Now dance, my pretties!!!!" DoNotExist: ::lice return to their master, crawling in a pattern that can easially be recognized as a stylized version of the master's name/symbol:: Krissy 80: of course.... but what would that be? DoNotExist: *shrug* Krissy 80: ask him. DoNotExist: ok. Krissy 80: This ought to be fun.... too bad I can't ask Delle right now... or Rob... DoNotExist: Yeah... Krissy 80: I hmm... "Spoink", "Lampbane", "Liceman", "Masochist" and "TBD (to be determined)"... fun... Krissy 80: scary. DoNotExist: Who's TBD? Krissy 80: Delle... she'll never decide on a name.... DoNotExist: Heh. Uggh. I must go now. Krissy 80: metoo. Krissy 80: moo. DoNotExist: .oom Krissy 80: baa. DoNotExist: .aab Krissy 80: heh. DoNotExist: 'night Krissy 80: sleep tight.... though personally, that makes me uncomfortable....