DoNotExist: ::glares at you:: Are you the spy? You look awfully irregularly shaped for the job... Nikki Tyr: ::steps carefully out of her robot suit and sends it off to its closet:: ::the robot suit sighs and walks away:: Yes, I am she. DoNotExist: She? Hmmm :::looks you over:: I dunno, you're kinda small, too. ::pushes on you with both hands:: And not really soft enough. And what is this? Cheap leather? I wanted a nice plush weave... Dammit! I'm gonna yell at Krissy... Nikki Tyr: Hey, don't knock the leather, you'll really love the smell once you get used to it. I can do the job, what the hell else do you want from me? In fact, what do I get out of this? DoNotExist: Well, nothing, really... You get to do this. ::Sits on you. Or tries, anyway:: Um, I suppose you can keep the change we lose in yer cushions... Nikki Tyr: ::points very carefully to the couch:: There cushions. ::points to renie:: You Renie. ::points to herself:: Me Danielle. ::seats renie on the couch:: Got it? If not, I do have a slide show prepared. DoNotExist: ::feels the area around where she is sitting cautiously:: Oh... That would explain why Krissy looked at me so funny when I sugggested we get a spy that folds out... Nikki Tyr: ::shrugs and starts munching on the now-useless slides:: DoNotExist: Oook... Um, Hello. Nikki Tyr: Hi, pleased to meetcha. Want a slide? DoNotExist: Um, OK. ::takes a relatively un-chewed one:: DoNotExist: Hmph. Nikki Tyr: ::concentrating more on the fight with krissy that is still in the tense pre-first-blow mode:: DoNotExist: Cool. Lemme get the jello ready. Nikki Tyr: I made jello today. The chocolate kind. And I baked tartlets to put it in. DoNotExist: Then wrestle in it you shall. Nikki Tyr: How ironic. DoNotExist: You have baked your own downfall, Katana-woman! Nikki Tyr: But they're so, so good! Come to me, come to my realm of power, and I will feed you on my sweetened baked goods! DoNotExist: Oooh... THe smell is temptilicious... But I must resist... Nikki Tyr: ::waves a tartlet shaped like Nevada under her nose:: DoNotExist: Mmm.... legal prostitution... Nikki Tyr: ::the aroma waftes across the room:: DoNotExist: No! Nevair shall you tempt me! Nikki Tyr: ::starts dribbling melted cheese over the tartlet:: DoNotExist: ...no.... Nikki Tyr: ::...pungent melted cheese:: DoNotExist: aagggghhh... Nikki Tyr: Well, Renie? What says you now? DoNotExist: I resist stilll..... Nikki Tyr: Not for long.. DoNotExist: Krissy will save me! Nikki Tyr: You will fall together DoNotExist: No! Nikki Tyr: It is inevitable! DoNotExist: Nothing is inevitable... Nikki Tyr: This is nothing. DoNotExist: Oh no! Not... false logic! Agggh!HH Nikki Tyr: ::dribbles on more cheese, many different types of cheese:: DoNotExist: I... can.... live.... without... cheeeedeeewwseee...