DoNotExist: i'm drying Krissy 80: drying from what? DoNotExist: My nightly ablutions Krissy 80: is that some weird religious thing or just a shower? DoNotExist: Hmph. Well, SOME people take their personal hygiene rather seriously, y'know. That cleanliness/godliness thing. Krissy 80: yeah, whatever.... I just shower, and am done with it... DoNotExist: I hafta sit 'n dry off fer a while. Or I just go into my parents' room, sit on their bed, and shake off like a large, drooling mutt. They do not like that. Krissy 80: cool..... DoNotExist: Yes yes. So what is new? Krissy 80: the JLS is up and running... DoNotExist: Running? That wasn't in my contract either! First the supervillains, then the running... I thought, when I signed up, that all I'd have to do was look stupid and use my status to gain rank and popularity, not to mention sexual favors... Krissy 80: spandex!!! DoNotExist: Ummm.... eep. Krissy 80: wedgies galore.... but we're smarter than that.... DoNotExist: Heh. You've never had a wedgie 'till you've been lifted up several feet by your underwear and swung back and forth for several minutes... and men's underwear does not tear!! Krissy 80: when was this? DoNotExist: Few weeks back... DoNotExist: My nether regions were sore for days... Krissy 80: oh dear... Krissy 80: eeeww... DoNotExist: Heh. Feel my pain! Krissy 80: I'm not an empath. hah. DoNotExist: Then we'll just have to see to it that you experience above mentioned sensation firsthand. :) Krissy 80: oh no you don't... DoNotExist: Heh heh heh Krissy 80: my super powers will protect me... DoNotExist: What are your super powers exactly? Krissy 80: besides the butter thing? DoNotExist: Butter thing? Krissy 80: I told you already. I can tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter!" DoNotExist: Oh yeeeaahh... But that won't protect you from my wedgie of doom! Krissy 80: I can also channel hyperactivity.. I feed off other people.... DoNotExist: Grrr. You win THIS time, butter-woman... Krissy 80: heh heh.... I'll be waiting... DoNotExist: Grrr. DoNotExist: And NO spandex! Krissy 80: off to take a shower... no spandex. that's a trap we set for our foes.... DoNotExist: Aahhh... DoNotExist: I LIKE apostrophes! Krissy 80: why? DoNotExist: Both kinds! Krissy 80: wha? DoNotExist: The punctuation thingy and the literary device Krissy 80: now I'm mindly confused. DoNotExist: Goood..... Krissy 80: is that your power? DoNotExist: eee Krissy 80: hwah hah hah DoNotExist: hah hah hawh! Krissy 80: what are you, secretly a villain? DoNotExist: ::avoids eye contact:: No. 'course not. ::forced laugh:: Don't be silly. Krissy 80: oh my god, a traitor in our midst!!! DoNotExist: Where? Eliminate the infidel! Krissy 80: yes. ::pulls out a gun and shoots Renie with it:: DoNotExist: heyYY! Krissy 80: it's a tranquilizer gun. DoNotExist: I dunt feel nuth-- *thud* Krissy 80: ::goes over and nudges Renie with her shoe:: DoNotExist: F T F O I: ::grabs the tranquilized reen and ties her securely to a lamp-post:: Krissy 80: ::checks the rope:: Krissy 80: ::checks her pulse, finding that satisfactory, leaves the rest up to Rob:: DoNotExist: ::eyelids flutter:: Krissy 80: ::hits her with more tranqulizer:: DoNotExist: D'oh... Krissy 80: Don't worry. We'll let you go.... someday. DoNotExist: ::goes into coma:: DoNotExist: Grrr... Krissy 80: no you don't. we're not falling for that... Krissy 80: damn, he left... maybe I should set up a room or sumtin... DoNotExist: Hmph. Krissy 80: you'll be okay, someday.... DoNotExist: 'm not a villain.... 'm just stupid...