WhizkidQ: ::a dark shape swooshes into a corner, unnoticed by all:: DoNotExist: Dammit, villain, I'm not in the mood! Krissy 80: hey, were too busy whining to care... Nikki Tyr: here, we can have an inflatable Masochrist. ::hands krissy a limp rubber doll:: Go on, blow it up DoNotExist: I've got a headache... Krissy 80: ::looks at the blow up hole and decides not to:: Krissy 80: ick. I'm not into that. WhizkidQ: ::rolls dark fuzzy eyes at renie's excuses:: Krissy 80: yet. Nikki Tyr: Someone has to blow it up! We need a Masochrist! WhizkidQ: ::rolls eyes again:: DoNotExist: Um, I will. Nikki Tyr: ::covertly sets up the video camera:: DoNotExist: ::takes limp Masochrist and blows enthusiastically:: Krissy 80: ew. WhizkidQ: ::laughs:: DoNotExist: ::Masochrist fills up, gets larger and firmer:: Krissy 80: we can just be sociable. Krissy 80: ::shudders:: DoNotExist: ::blows some more:: WhizkidQ: ::sits back and contemplates idiocy of the female members of JLS:: WhizkidQ: ::excluding danielle:: DoNotExist: Whew. ::closes blow-up nozzle, wipes mouth:: All done. Krissy 80: shut up Ali. Krissy 80: ::looks at the Masochrist:: DoNotExist: ::is dizzy and lightheaded:: Nikki Tyr: ::cackles and sets about making copies of the video, just in case:: WhizkidQ: ::wants distribution rights:: DoNotExist: ::puts her arm around Masochrist doll for support:: Krissy 80: ::shrugs and sits on the couch:: DoNotExist: ::sits beside Krissy, taking doll with her:: Krissy 80: ::watches some TV:: WhizkidQ: ::uses DLM forces to make krissy and renie start feeling each other up:: Nikki Tyr: ::crouches on the arm of the couch and grabs the remote:: DoNotExist: ::is getting pretty friendly with Masochrist doll instead:: Krissy 80: ::is too tired to feel anything up:: WhizkidQ: ::puts videotape of renie and masochrist doll in and joins JLS on couch:: WhizkidQ: oh fine ::makes renie feel danielle up:: sorry danielle. Nikki Tyr: ::gets lonely on the arm of the couch, then goes over and sits on the doll's lap:: DoNotExist: ::pulls the doll away jealously:: Nikki Tyr: c'mon, share! DoNotExist: ::places the doll on her lap, with her arms lovingly around his waist:: Nikki Tyr: ::is still sitting on the doll's lap to the best of her ability:: WhizkidQ: ::forces more lesbianic activities by taking doll away:: DoNotExist: Dammit! WhizkidQ: ::snatched from under danielle:: Krissy 80: ::curls up into tight ball:: DoNotExist: ::approaches Ali, trying to look intimidating:: Nikki Tyr: Hey! Give that back! The rubber Masochrist was comfy! DoNotExist: ::flips up jacket collar, draws gun:: WhizkidQ: ::hides doll behind back:: WhizkidQ: ::pulls out fuzzy lesbianic hormones:: WhizkidQ: ::throws them at renie:: Nikki Tyr: ::dives through Ali's legs and grabs the doll:: DoNotExist: ::shoots 'em outta the air:: WhizkidQ: ::throws doll UP in the air as she falls:: WhizkidQ: ::tosses more at renie:: WhizkidQ: ::is determined to smash renie with hormones:: Krissy 80: I don't think this is gonna go anywhere... Nikki Tyr: ::leaps up and crashes into the doll in mid-air, crash-landing on top of renie:: DoNotExist: OWWW!Ww! WhizkidQ: ::pushes danielle of renie and smushes renie's face in with lesbianic-ness:: DoNotExist: I refuse to take part in this. Nikki Tyr: ::staggering back to the couch:: DoNotExist: ::stands up, mildly recolted, dusts herself off and walks away:: WhizkidQ: ::wonders why hormones arent affecting renie:: DoNotExist: revolted. WhizkidQ: ::Gets sick of being fuzzy and switches to Cyberspace Cowgirl, for sake of cool hat:: DoNotExist: I am immune to any hormones other than my own, I'll have you know. WhizkidQ: i have a cool hat, btw, everyone WhizkidQ: ::poses in cool hat:: WhizkidQ: i gotta fly, talk tah yall friday