WhizkidQ:	::reads JLA comic book in the JLS headquarters::
DoNotExist:	Hey!  Whachoo doing here?  Are you here to steal 
		our Donuts?  Well, you can't have them!
WhizkidQ:	i dont want any donuts....
WhizkidQ:	::reads book::
DoNotExist:	You're harassing our spy--I mean couch, then!  
		Arrgh!  Get off her, evildoer!
WhizkidQ:	::rolls eyes::  fine.  ::sits on floor in front of 
		tv::
DoNotExist:	Hey!  That TV cost us much phone sex!
WhizkidQ:	::giggles but continues to read, ignoring reen::
DoNotExist:	Grr.  You villain...  Polluting our headquarters 
		with your aura of...  villainy!  Aw, ferget it.  
		::sits down next to you, reads over your 
		shoulder::
WhizkidQ:	here, im only three pages in, i'll start over so 
		you get the story ::turns back to beginning::
DoNotExist:	::pulls back and narrows eyes::  YOU seem awful 
		nice today.  Did you and Freak trade places?
WhizkidQ:	no...  dont you want to read?  ::offers book::
DoNotExist:	Still don't trust you.  But fine.
WhizkidQ:	::sits and reads with reen::
WhizkidQ:	::continues reading::
DoNotExist:	Dammit, will you turn the page?  I finished it 
		minutes ago! 
WhizkidQ:	i did, you dork, get your eyes off the rubber 
		masochrist and look im already ahead of you, dork 
		::rolls eyes::
DoNotExist:	FINE!  ::reads:: 
WhizkidQ:	::reads too::
WhizkidQ:	is it okaaaayyyyy to turn the page??  
		::eyes reen::
DoNotExist:	Please!
WhizkidQ:	::turns page::
DoNotExist:	::reads some more::
DoNotExist:	Jeez, what, d'you skip first grade?  Hurry up!
WhizkidQ:	fock you, im basking in the art ::Turns page::
DoNotExist:	Well, do it in private, like decent people.  
WhizkidQ:	oh please... not like that... im the cyberspace 
		cowgirl, not the DLM, the cowgirl is the only one 
		that likes comics, duh  ::turns page::
DoNotExist:	Hmp
WhizkidQ:	::reads and turns page::
DoNotExist:	mmm
WhizkidQ:	::sighs, hormones start to run...  drops JLA and 
		picks up Starman::  ::sigh...::
DoNotExist:	Oh no.  Not in this room, you're not.
DoNotExist:	Remember what happened to the interns?
WhizkidQ:	oh calm down, im appreciatin' thah comic.  leeme 
		lone.   
DoNotExist:	I WILL.  Goodbye, I do NOT want to watch.  Just 
		stay off the furniture.  ::heads toward the door:: 
WhizkidQ:	no, fine, here  ::picks up JLA again::
WhizkidQ:	::throws starman under coffee table::
DoNotExist:	Hey!  We just replaced that coffee table.  Oh 
		screw this, I'm gonna go get drunk.  ::starts 
		leaving, stops, takes rubber Masochrist with her 
		and walks out:: 
WhizkidQ:	nooo!!!!  come back!!! im lonely.  ::pulls out 
		bottle of vodka::
WhizkidQ:	have some?
DoNotExist:	::sigh::  Fine, I'll just get some Snapple to mix 
		with the vodka, and be back in a minute. 
WhizkidQ:	okay  ::waits::
DoNotExist:	::comes back with a case of snapple and a couple 
		of glasses::  Here. 
WhizkidQ:	oooh.. yumm ::starts mixing drinks:: do we got 
		ice?
DoNotExist:	You go get it.  My back hurts from the heavy 
		lifting. 
WhizkidQ:	what heavy lifting?  oh, fine... ::runs off to get 
		ice::
DoNotExist:	::pulls the Starman out from under the coffee 
		table and opens it up::   Wow...
WhizkidQ:	::sees reen:: yeah, aint he a hottie?  ::puts ice 
		in vodka snapple drinks, mixes, hands one to 
		reen::
DoNotExist:	::drops the book hastily and pushes it back under 
		table::  Just curious... 
DoNotExist:	I'll take the Cranberry snapple.
WhizkidQ:	okay  ::hands her::
WhizkidQ:	kiwi strawberry for me
WhizkidQ:	::drinks and reads JLA again::
DoNotExist:	::drinks::
DoNotExist:	::drinks some more:: 
WhizkidQ:	oy, slow down, happy camper
DoNotExist:	::continues to drink:: 
WhizkidQ:	::eyes reenie frightenedly::
WhizkidQ:	::pours more just snapple in reens drink so she 
		doesn't get drunk::
DoNotExist:	Mmm.  Maybe I need a little break from this stuff.
WhizkidQ:	heehee!!!  action quote schizophrenia
DoNotExist:	::Switches to vodka mixed with LEMON snapple this 
		time::
DoNotExist:	Mmm...   tastyligvicojn
WhizkidQ:	uh oh...  ::hides vodka::
DoNotExist:	Heyy!  I waa--  wu--  wizz drinkn thaat!!
WhizkidQ:	yeah, i know!!!  ::starts alternately pouring it 
		down drain and drinking it::
DoNotExist:	Gimme sommo tha  ::tries to grab bottle outta yer 
		hands:: 
WhizkidQ:	no!!!  ::it smashes and all is lost::
DoNotExist:	DAmmiT!
WhizkidQ:	whoosh.  ::Sighs relief::
DoNotExist:	::points at mess on floor::  See  seee SEE what 
		you done did do dah diddle dee!
WhizkidQ:	oy.. come here, doll ::leads renie to couch and 
		lies her down::  ::gets rags from bathroom and 
		cleans mess::
DoNotExist:	Ahm  i'm notta...  not!  doll  ::points at 
		Masochrist inflat-a-psycho::
WhizkidQ:	okay fine, just sleep, Renie ::continues to clean 
		up glass and vodka::
DoNotExist:	i WILL, then
WhizkidQ:	good.  ::cleans::
DoNotExist:	::sleeps::
WhizkidQ:	::cleans::
WhizkidQ:	::when finished, takes a snapple (no vodka) ::sits 
		on floor and reads stack of comics::
DoNotExist:	 ::drools::
WhizkidQ:	::eyes extremely filthy HQ::
WhizkidQ:	::eyes cleaning material in bathroom::
WhizkidQ:	::eyes pile of just-read comics::
DoNotExist:	::stirs slightly, muttering::
WhizkidQ:	::takes nother shot of sugar, goes into bathroom, 
		gets cleaning materials::
WhizkidQ:	::scrubs down bathroom, scrubs down room, vacuums, 
		cleans in general::
WhizkidQ:	::hums as she works:: 
WhizkidQ:	renie!!!!
DoNotExist:	mMmm...
WhizkidQ:	::puts cleaning things away::
WhizkidQ:	Look!!!  ::shakes reen and makes her look at the 
		shiny clean HQ::
DoNotExist:	::rolls off the couch.  thuds on floor.  kicks 
		you::
WhizkidQ:	hey!  what was that for?  ::dodges::
DoNotExist:	my heAd!
WhizkidQ:	hey, III wasnt the one who abused the alcohol
DoNotExist:	wzooom
WhizkidQ:	oh fine.  ::konks renie on head with bottle and 
		puts her back to sleep on couch::
DoNotExist:	::grins widely in sleep::  
DoNotExist:	::mumbles::   Mmm....  mmmph   mmaasss   rrrisht    
		maszokkk     mmm