[Rob] ::looks up from breakfast:: hey Masochrist. [Masochrist] ::eyes Rob suspiciously:: thought you were dead. [Rob] that makes two of us. [Masochrist] funny. what's the point of you coming back? [Rob] for one thing, I'm on the JLS roster, you're not. [Masochrist] and what might be your moniker? [Rob] Masochist. NO "R" ! [Masochrist] ::laughs:: easily adjusted. [Rob] for another thing, you're not even real. you're just an anthromorphic representation of a part of me [Masochrist] ::slaps self on arm:: feel pretty solid to me. [Rob] ::tries to slap Masochrist, falls through:: see? [Masochrist] YOU could be anthromorphic representation, then. [Rob] you're just a rubber doll posessed! [Masochrist] i'm not buying it. [Rob] open your jacket. [Masochrist] what the hell? you some kind of fruit? [Rob] you're me, remember? wanna insult again? now open your jacket. [Masochrist] i don't believe this single-entity crap. [Rob] OPEN YOUR JACKET! [Masochrist] ::opens jacket slightly:: [Rob] damn. just take the whole thing off. [Masochrist] ::takes off jacket:: ::a rubber doll falls to the floor:: [Rob] good. odd, but good. [Masochrist] i don't get it. [Rob] you're just a part of my pysche, posessing this doll. [Masochrist] how do you know that's not my good-luck charm? [Rob] because TBD said something about you coming back when they found a rubber doll you were still part of me until then [Masochrist] Mr. Clone is telling me this [Rob] at least I'm real. I might not be the original, but I'm certainly not just some voodoo spell [Masochrist] prove it. [Rob] ::rips the doll apart:: [Masochrist] ::screams:: [Rob] ::burns the shredded pieces on the stove:: ::Masochrist ceases to be::