DoNotExist: Spoink, you unholy cheese-retailer or distributor personell person! Krissy 80: are you threatening me? DoNotExist: And what if I am? Krissy 80: then you are. DoNotExist: Ah-ha! Krissy 80: and? DoNotExist: Ah-ha! Dammit, DoNotExist: I said so! Krissy 80: said what? DoNotExist: No! Said Ah-ha! Krissy 80: uh huh. DoNotExist: No! Krissy 80: but yes. DoNotExist: Maybe, Krissy 80: never. DoNotExist: Sometimes. Krissy 80: so you admit it! DoNotExist: Well... Only a little. Negligible, really. Krissy 80: but you totally admit to it. DoNotExist: Well, yes, but... Krissy 80: but what? DoNotExist: But it was a long time ago... I was young... DoNotExist: Confused... DoNotExist: Financially unstable... Krissy 80: but it's never an excuse. DoNotExist: Extenuatning circumstances! Krissy 80: that is the law and this is *this* DoNotExist: You have no right to condemn my lifestyle choice! I am as God made me! Krissy 80: and which God is this? DoNotExist: MY God! Krissy 80: you are as he made you? DoNotExist: Yes ma'am. Krissy 80: then you admit to it. DoNotExist: Yes! Krissy 80: you confess. DoNotExist: Wow. I just found out that I am a lesbian trapped in a heterosexual relationship with a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Krissy 80: I'll note that in the record. DoNotExist: :P DoNotExist: Whee! Homosexuality... Krissy 80: that as well. this is not turning out good for you. but your confession can only help. DoNotExist: Help what? Krissy 80: well, your position is still tenuous, but with your confession, we can laugh at you, then put it all behind us, only bringing it up at company Christmas parties while drunk. DoNotExist: Kick-ass. Krissy 80: Now let's take care of Alison... DoNotExist: ? Krissy 80: we never got around to punishing her.... DoNotExist: OH yeahhhh,,,, Krissy 80: ::smiles evilly:: DoNotExist: eh hehe hehehhe Krissy 80: hwah ha ha ha ha hah Krissy 80: ::taps Renie:: you okay? DoNotExist: NO more than usual. Krissy 80: makes sense. DoNotExist: Mmmhm Krissy 80: end interregation. DoNotExist: Wheee! Krissy 80: go froth and mortify. DoNotExist: ::frothes:: DoNotExist: Whee! Foam. Krissy 80: oy vey and kerrist. DoNotExist: ?! Krissy 80: I'm leaving you to yourself now. DoNotExist: NO ! don't leave me alone with... that! Krissy 80: too late. DoNotExist: *whimper* DoNotExist: ::screams and squishing noises endue from a dark corner where renie was left alone and defenseless:: Krissy 80: ::shines a flashlight at Renie:: what going on down there? DoNotExist: ::bloody foamy pile of dead stuff:: DoNotExist: ::anna dowel:: Krissy 80: yuck. ::grabs a shovel:: Krissy 80: ::shovels the icky stuff into a bucket:: DoNotExist: *squelch* Krissy 80: now what to do with this? Krissy 80: ::takes the bucket back to to lab:: somebody might want to look at it... DoNotExist: *squish-slop* Krissy 80: *blech* any requests? DoNotExist: *sploosh* Krissy 80: oh, okay. ::dumps the contents of the bucket into a tank:: DoNotExist: *slitherpour* Krissy 80: ::realizes too late that she didn't check to see if the glass tank was empty:: DoNotExist: *smokeboil* Krissy 80: shit. DoNotExist: ::no. nitroglycerine:: DoNotExist: *steam* Krissy 80: fuck. DoNotExist: *whoosh* DoNotExist: *BANG* Krissy 80: ouch. DoNotExist: *splat* Krissy 80: ::amazingly, survives the explosion, but her hair isn't frizzy:: oh my god! DoNotExist: ::they killed renie!:: Krissy 80: you basta.. wait, wrong show... hey, I've read this issue already.. DoNotExist: *YOU BASTARD!* Krissy 80: this is the part where you come back, deranged and more powerful than ever.... DoNotExist: ::comes back as a calvin klein model:: *hoarse, sultry whisper* My revenge will be hor-- ::stumbles from starvation:: Krissy 80: bitch. ::kicks Renie in her oh so fragile ribs:: you trashed our base. DoNotExist: *thud* ::semi-transparent renie flckers a bit:: Krissy 80: ::pokes Renie:: cool... do you glow in the dark? DoNotExist: *dry-mouthed whisper* Please... food... Krissy 80: ::hands her a cheese log:: DoNotExist: ::doen't have the energy to chew...:: Krissy 80: ::picks up the biohazard formerly known as Renie and takes her to the part of the base that's not destroyed, the bathroom:: funny, the bathroom actually smells better than the other rooms. DoNotExist: *drool* Krissy 80: ::puts Renie in the tub, hooks her up to an IV, and wanders off to see if the TV still works:: Letterman's on. DoNotExist: T.... v.... Krissy 80: oh. sorry. ::turns up the TV so the sound carries:: DoNotExist: ::weak mumbles of protest:: DoNotExist: l.. l... le... no... Krissy 80: wait for the commercial!!!! Krissy 80: if you want to watch Leno, get up here and change the channel yourself!!! DoNotExist: ::stirs weakly:: DoNotExist: remooo...t.ttt..*gurgle* Krissy 80: we still have a couch.... ::rummages around in the cushions, finds three quarters:: ooh, change!!! remote? mine!! Krissy 80: you dead? DoNotExist: *choke* Krissy 80: ::gets up to check:: DoNotExist: la na me gi no nili ee moo ga fa da ma la la Krissy 80: Renie? Spoink? DoNotExist: ::drools a little:: Krissy 80: *yecch* ::turns on the shower:: hey, we still got working plumbing. and clean towels!!! DoNotExist: ::jumps up, all weakness gone:: Wow! Plumbing?! DoNotExist: ::runs up to see, IV tube dragging behind her:: Krissy 80: yeah, plumbing. why? DoNotExist: WOW! Krissy 80: yeah, I guess. really, otherwise we'd have to call a plumber, and they cost a fortune nowadays... or we could just have an outhouse and let people bathe in the polluted pond... yeah, plumbing. DoNotExist: ::capers around happily, humming plumbing melodies:: Krissy 80: I guess that's settled. hey, go find out if the kitchen is still around. they have plumbing in there too. DoNotExist: EEE! Krissy 80: fun, huh? DoNotExist: yeis Krissy 80: okay. ::goes back to rummaging through the couch for change:: DoNotExist: *splat* Krissy 80: splat? splat?! what was that? DoNotExist: ::looks all innocent:: Nothing... Krissy 80: oh, really. then what was that? DoNotExist: NOthngnnn Krissy 80: that was nothing? DoNotExist: Yessir. Splat is the mating call of the common nothing, DoNotExist: ma'am. Krissy 80: why do we have nothing living in our HQ? DoNotExist: 'm sorry... Krissy 80: so you admit it? DoNotExist: I admit nothing. Krissy 80: but you're sorry. DoNotExist: For nothing, yes. Krissy 80: ah, I see. your confession to nothing can only help you in nothing like this. DoNotExist: eee. Krissy 80: there is nothing I hate worse than nothing. DoNotExist: Nothing to fear except nothing itself. Krissy 80: we should really stop now. DoNotExist: OK Krissy 80: hey, Rob's here..... DoNotExist: Whee! We rape him Krissy 80: hmmm......