DoNotExist: Cheese and other dairy products, of course! Because they are many and fruitful and sexually stimulating! Krissy 80: I'll take that as a "yes, use this as a question or I'll beat you with a cheese log!!!!" DoNotExist: Wheee! Beat me with a cheese log! Krissy 80: later. DoNotExist: No! Now! Krissy 80: ::beats Renie with a cheddam cheese log. no, not cheddar. cheddam. a combination of cheddar and edam. anyway, she beats Renie with it:: DoNotExist: Woo-hoo! Log! Cheese! ::renie is in dairy nirvana:: Krissy 80: is that near the produce nirvana? DoNotExist: Yes, but they're always leaving their garbage on our curb... Yuch. Krissy 80: Koreans? DoNotExist: Pruducians Krissy 80: so where's Pruducia? DoNotExist: PrOducia! Krissy 80: oh, I'm so sorry. I've insulted the Pruducians. DoNotExist: Yes Krissy 80: now you must beat me with a cheese log. DoNotExist: No! mY cheese log! Krissy 80: oh, okay. forget about it.... ::gives the cheese log a *look*:: yummy yummy yummy... DoNotExist: Hey! ::pulls the cheese log out of her reach:: ::whacks her over the head with a rolled-up newspaper instead:: Mine! Krissy 80: ouch!!! ::pulls out a huge salami:: dammit, this may look sick, but I'll beat you with it anyway... DoNotExist: ::readies cheese-log:: En guarde! Krissy 80: ::thrusts at Renie with the strangely phallic piece of meat:: DoNotExist: ::parries with the certainly phallic looking 'cause that's the way she likes it piece of congealed milk:: Krissy 80: ::beats on the cheese, hoping to bust it in half:: DoNotExist: ::cheese expands from friction-caused heat:: mmm... bacteria... Krissy 80: ::eyes widen:: hope it doesn't start to melt.... DoNotExist: AQhhH! My hannnds! Krissy 80: actually, you should see it from my angle... DoNotExist: ? Krissy 80: it's VERY phallic. DoNotExist: Yes! Krissy 80: eeew..... DoNotExist: *slurp* mmm... melted cheese... Krissy 80: eeewww... why do I get this image???? DoNotExist: Because you liiiike it Krissy 80: oh yeah, baby... DoNotExist: Eep! Krissy 80: ::smacks self:: god, I'm starting to sound like Scott!!! DoNotExist: Hee Krissy 80: ::smacks self again:: bad Krissy!!! bad bad bad!!! DoNotExist: *smacks krissy* DoNotExist: Whee! Krissy 80: ouch!!! maybe I *have* been spending too much time around Rob. DoNotExist: Mmm... rob... Krissy 80: what's that? DoNotExist: Cheese! Krissy 80: no, what's the "Mmm... rob..." thing? is this perverted? DoNotExist: Nope, merely random Krissy 80: oh, really? DoNotExist: yuh Krissy 80: JTMetalHed: Rob tastes good with a little paprika. DoNotExist: Nah, I prefer oregano. DoNotExist: Justin's a moron Krissy 80: Oregano? how about red pepper? DoNotExist: No, no, we don't want to drown out the natural flavor of Rob. Krissy 80: tastes like chicken? DoNotExist: In some places... Krissy 80: ::smacks herself again:: bad Krissy!! bad!! DoNotExist: Heee DoNotExist: Yo, ali's with me on the oregano bit! Krissy 80: I prefer my Robs with cloves and a hint of pineapple. DoNotExist: Pineapple? You filthy sodomite! Krissy 80: shush. I like my meat sweet. DoNotExist: *smack* DoNotExist: Ha! Beat ya to it Krissy 80: really, I do. I also like to add onions. DoNotExist: Onions I approve of. Krissy 80: yummy. BBQ? DoNotExist: Never!