WhizkidQ: merry christmas! Krissy 80: we've been through this already.... WhizkidQ: so, be happy and festive :) Krissy 80: I'm still bored. and I refuse to do work, so what else is there? WhizkidQ: be festive! eat candy canes and be merry! Krissy 80: I have no candy canes WhizkidQ: ::sends krissy a cybercandycane:: Krissy 80: ::drops it and it makes mess on carpet:: doh.. WhizkidQ: ::rolls eyes:: WhizkidQ: ::sends krissy another one, since it is christmas after all:: Krissy 80: ::gives it to the dog:: WhizkidQ: hey! Krissy 80: bwah hah hah haaaa WhizkidQ: grrr..... Krissy 80: hwah hah WhizkidQ: grr... WhizkidQ: ::unleashes wrath of candy cane queen upon krissy:: Krissy 80: tickatickaticka.. neener... WhizkidQ: GRRrrrr... Krissy 80: ::gives Ali a raspberry:: WhizkidQ: ::throws black candy canes at krissy:: Krissy 80: :p Krissy 80: ::catches the candy canes in mid air:: aha! WhizkidQ: ::laughs behind her hand because black candy canes are poisoned:: Krissy 80: I didn't eat them, so what does it matter to me? ::puts the black candy canes away for later use:: WhizkidQ: uh oh... ::throws sharpened candy cane daggers at krissy:: Krissy 80: hmph. ::bats the candy canes away with a menorah, promptly shattering them:: WhizkidQ: uh oh... ::throws blue and white hanukah candy canes which cannot be shattered by menorah:: Krissy 80: and why not? WhizkidQ: cause they are special blue and white candy canes, they have a pact with hanukah Krissy 80: candy is candy. ::throws a cup of egg nog at them, then rips up a section of carpet, which the canes get stuck to:: WhizkidQ: ::continues hurling sharpened candy canes at krissy:: Krissy 80: ::whips out the giant, motor powered Pez dispenser:: take this, peppermint Ali!!! WhizkidQ: ::uses candy tin armor to block flying pez candy, and continues throwing candy canes:: Krissy 80: ::the giant Pez fly through the air, obliterating all in their path, hammering Ali's candy tin armor:: WhizkidQ: ::since ali is the candy cane queen, her armor is impenetrable and all candy follows her wishes. using extreme stretch of willpower, makes flying pez fall to the ground:: Krissy 80: ::rolls eyes:: hey, you're burning will!! that won't work forever.... I've got shitloads of Pez here. ::cranks up the knobs on the Pez gun, firing more Pez with greater rapidity:: WhizkidQ: ::shuts eyes, bead of sweat rolls down forehead, but pez continues missing ali:: Krissy 80: ::loads the mint Pez:: take this, temptuous candy whore!!! WhizkidQ: ::grins cause mint likes her best, therefore her power is increased. pez falls flat.:: HA! Krissy 80: it's wintermint. ::grin:: and as you know, no one *really* knows where it's loyalties lie... WhizkidQ: doesn't matter ::continues throwing and dodging:: Krissy 80: fine then. ::fires Pez at the ceiling, still weakened from structural damage brought upon it by Renie and Rob. the ceiling collapses onto Ali, batting her oh-so-fragile head:: WhizkidQ: ::ali's head grows back cause it is made from chocolate and candy canes. ali takes krissy bodily and throws her across the room:: Krissy 80: ::hits wall hard. the sudden shock brings a realization to our battered hero..:: aha! ::pulls out a small explosive device, and throws it at Ali:: WhizkidQ: ::ali rolls away quickly, explosion just grazes her. starts beating krissy with candy cane:: Krissy 80: ouch. ::swats at Ali:: joke's on you... what do you know about plumbing? WhizkidQ: huh? ::dodges and continues beating:: WhizkidQ: la da dee da da... Krissy 80: ::smiles when the sprinkler system goes off:: I don't much about it either, but I *do* know a couple of things: one, our sprinkler system is very resilient. two, sprinklers go off when fire hits them, like in that explosion, and three: candy dissolves with water. bye bye! ::munches on a chocolate reindeer while watching Ali dissolve:: Krissy 80: oh, and this is *my* chocolate reindeer. you can't have any. WhizkidQ: noooo... ::thinks quickly - looks around, seeing no escape, creates giant candy cane pole that shoots up and carries her out of the building:: Krissy 80: ::watches her leave. thinks about pursuit, but thinks better of it.:: after all, it *is* Christmas... ::looks around the room:: eew, sticky. WhizkidQ: ::ali, now up in the sky, asks sun goddess to please quickly dry the room. sun goddess, being that its christmas, does. ali then sends spiral strings of candy cane down, and traps krissy in an alien-like cocoon of candy cane.:: then steps back into the dry room and laughs.:: Krissy 80: ::uses explosive device to shatter cocoon, which sprays candy shrapnel all over the room:: back for more? ::activates the sprinker system again, because she doesn't feel like coming up with a new way to defeat Ali:: WhizkidQ: ::rolls eyes at her uncreativeness, and calls upon water goddess to stop water from harming her. water goddess does. being that she is sick of fighting, she offers white peace candy cane to krissy:: Krissy 80: ::uses pair of tongs to grab peace candy cane, which she promptly drops into a specimen jar:: I'll think I'll save it for later.