Krissy 80: ::giggles:: DoNotExist: Grrrr. Krissy 80: ::cackles at Renie:: DoNotExist: ::whimpers, backs away, then pounces you:: Krissy 80: ::claws pop out, catching Renie and pawing her face:: DoNotExist: ::bites at yer claws:: Krissy 80: ::jabs at Renie, hoping she chokes:: DoNotExist: ::twists yer paws in her jaws:: Krissy 80: ::pushes harder, forcing Renie to eat paw:: DoNotExist: ::mumbles through a mouthful of paw:: Mmm. Not bad. Needs a little salt. Krissy 80: ::kicks Renie in the stomach, forcing the paw back out:: DoNotExist: :::collapses into a pathetic, curled-up, gasping heap:: Krissy 80: ::kicks Renie again:: are you butch? huh? huh?! ::kicks her again:: DoNotExist: ::grunts:: NO... Krissy 80: oh. well then. ::kicks her in the head:: what to do.. ::pulls out the tranquilizer gun ] and shoots Renie:: DoNotExist: ::convulses a bit, then body goes limp:: Krissy 80: ::strings Renie up and decides to use her like a Barbie doll:: hmm.... peppermint pink or lilac? DoNotExist: ::is thrust deeper into unconsciousness:: Krissy 80: ::chooses the little red and pink number for Renie:: now to find some pumps.... DoNotExist: ::is beckoned toward a tunnel with light on the other end by a group of flying chinchillas:: Krissy 80: ::sprays Renie with water to do her hair:: where are dem curlers? DoNotExist: ::floats toward the pretty tunnel-type thingy:: Oooh! Pretty grey aminal! ::grabs a chinchilla:: Krissy 80: ::slams Renie's head against the wall in a pathetic attempt to do a french twist on her hair:: DoNotExist: ::the darkness suddenly fills with stars. startled, she squeezes the chinchilla in her hand and is rather unnerved when the rodent's eyes pop out:: Krissy 80: ::finishes the hair and looks for the pumps again:: Krissy 80: ::checks Reen's pulse, and finding that satisfactory, puts the pumps down and goes off to play somewhere else:: DoNotExist: ::sloooowly regains consciousness:: DoNotExist: ::wakes up with what feels like a bad hangover, or she thinks so, anyway, never actually having experienced one:: Krissy 80: ::tosses a few Nerf balls at Renie's head:: DoNotExist: ::staggers:: Krissy 80: you're still strung up. but you're wearing a pretty dress. DoNotExist: ::look down at herself, seing a red and pink blur:: Agh! My eyes... ::winces, puts a hand on her forehead:: Krissy 80: what about the pumps? dark pink or black? DoNotExist: ::rushes to the bathroom for a quick rendezvous with a toilet:: DoNotExist: ::vomits for a while:: Krissy 80: those restraints sure didn't hold. ::calls after Renie:: I think the black ones are nicer!!! ::digs around in the closet:: how about these?? ::holds up a pair of red platform shoes:: DoNotExist: ::wipes her mouth with pink quilted toilet paper, walks out, wavering a bit:: DoNotExist: Um, those are nice. Krissy 80: cherry red!!! ::grins like an airheaded idiot:: DoNotExist: Ooo... Shi-nee... Krissy 80: ::waves the glossy shoes in front of Renie:: DoNotExist: ::head moves side to side to follow the progress of the red platforms:: Krissy 80: ::waves them back and forth:: Reeeenie..... reeenie... ::tosses the shiny shoes onto a frilly pink bed:: DoNotExist: ::dives after 'em:: Krissy 80: ::the bed turns out to be a trap. the pink frilliness absorbs Renie, filling her senses with sugar and spice and everything nice:: DoNotExist: Darn it. Krissy 80: evil clone!!! are you girly or not? DoNotExist: I'm no evil clone! I'm Renie! Krissy 80: are you girly or butch? DoNotExist: I'm neither. I'm androgynous. Krissy 80: oh, okay. that's better. ::pulls up the pink blanket and lets Renie go:: DoNotExist: Thank you Krissy 80: red shoes? ::holds up the shiny footwear again:: DoNotExist: Nah, I'll stick with my boots for now Krissy 80: okay. what about the dress? DoNotExist: No thanks. Krissy 80: give it back. maybe we can dress Rob up in it. DoNotExist: Ok. ::strips:: Krissy 80: ooh, Renie!!! ::takes the dress and hangs it back in the closet:: DoNotExist: Um, where'd my clothes go? Krissy 80: ::points to the soiled heap on the floor:: there. DoNotExist: What happened to 'em? Krissy 80: ::shrugs:: tis a strange place. if you need it, there's a washing machine o'er there... :points toward the laundry room:: careful, we just got a new machine. DoNotExist: Nah, it's ok Krissy 80: ::wanders into the other room to watch TV:: hey, I thought Vanna White was dead.... DoNotExist: hgjg chd Krissy 80: Renie, are you coherent? DoNotExist: never Krissy 80: ::rolls eyes:: of course.