PhreeForm: so what arem you and renie doing right now. Krissy 80: um... nothing. PhreeForm: rats. i was hoping there was some lesbo cybersex thing happening, Krissy 80: I'm really not doing anything.. except type, of course. PhreeForm: No classes yet? Krissy 80: I have classes. PhreeForm: what are they? Krissy 80: I already told you. PhreeForm: maybe. but my short term memory... er... my short term memory... What was i saying? Krissy 80: you were saying you were hot for my bod. PhreeForm: "There was a long pause, as David digested this information...." PhreeForm: Heard the good news? Krissy 80: which? PhreeForm: I'm joining the JLS to fight evil and completely abuse the expense account and to get big explodie things. Krissy 80: says who? PhreeForm: My super-stick of radio wave power. I've actually given this more thought than it deserves. Krissy 80: It means nothing to me, NOTHING!!! PhreeForm: Er... what doesn't? Krissy 80: your radio power. you're not in the JLS. not because you say so. PhreeForm: Should i beat up on somebody to prove it? There's a guy accross the hall with his door open. He'll never see it coming... Krissy 80: that's swell, and I encourage all displays of gratuitous violence, but membership is not based on ass kicking alone. Krissy 80: actually it is, but we mean your ass. PhreeForm: WHAT about my ass? Krissy 80: ::walks around to his rear and gives his ass a good long hard stare:: hmmm.... oh shit!!! ::begins to blink and flail:: I've been blinded! PhreeForm: Am i being sexually harassed? Krissy 80: not yet. ::flails some more, until she collides with David, make of it what you will:: PhreeForm: Oh goody! Now, I've been harassed! ::Voice drops:: Would you like a cigarette? Krissy 80: ::picks her head up:: I don't smoke. PhreeForm: Neither do I. But nows a good time to start. Krissy 80: I was thinking of herbal ciggies. PhreeForm: You mean Cloves? Krissy 80: no, not quite. PhreeForm: Slims? Kents? Pot? Give me a clue here... Krissy 80: the kind Cancer Man smokes. PhreeForm: Morleys. Krissy 80: no, the actor I meant.. PhreeForm: you mean Cancer Man's not real? Krissy 80: well, let's see... he's a character on a show where no one really knows the truth about anything, on a network no one takes seriously, played by an actor who doesn't smoke. so I'd have to say no, he's not real. PhreeForm: That's just what he wants you to believe... but what better cover for a man who controls everything than to hide in plain sight... portray himself in a popular television show???? Krissy 80: but why start now? PhreeForm: Because those two pesky FBI agents are creeping ever closer to discovering his true identity. PhreeForm: They're real too, you know. PhreeForm: They conduct their investigations on national TV to assure their own safety. Krissy 80: then why start now? PhreeForm: Because the best hiding place is in plain sight. QED. Krissy 80: ::looks puzzled:: PhreeForm: ::which is not all that different from your usual look:: Krissy 80: really? PhreeForm: well, you ARE a blonde. Krissy 80: hey!!! ::smacks David hard:: PhreeForm: Um... where do you smack me hard? Krissy 80: face. Krissy 80: mind outta da gutta people!! PhreeForm: You're the one obsessed with me rear! Did I pass that test? Krissy 80: which test? bio? PhreeForm: Butt. Krissy 80: hmm... I think it can be paddled to satisfaction. PhreeForm: How charming. Krissy 80: are you familiar with... hazing? PhreeForm: On both sides of the battle lines. Krissy 80: oh, how lovely. PhreeForm: I've hazed and I've been the hazee. Krissy 80: yes yes, but this is real life. PhreeForm: I know that. that's what i meant. And if you attempt any of it I will have to blaze the full wrath of my stick-and-radio based powers! Krissy 80: ::rolls eyes and smacks David with a herring:: PhreeForm: ::blocks herring with multipurpose stick:: See! It's offensive AND defensive! Krissy 80: try this. ::pulls out Pez Gun and fires repeatedly at David:: PhreeForm: ::spins stick in a clockwise fashion, blocking some Pez while he swallows the rest:: Mmm... peppermint. Krissy 80: actually, it's wintermint. ::watches as David's face begins to wrinkle and shrivel:: PhreeForm: Are those the ones that spark when you bite them? Krissy 80: I'm not sure. ::watches as David's face catches fire:: I guess so. PhreeForm: ::flips switch on stick and water squirts into his mouth:: Good thing I had that biker's water bottle installed. PhreeForm: ::Stands at attention with stick at the ready:: Now it's my turn! Krissy 80: ::looks at his shriveled, charred face:: are you sure you're really David? I always figured you were inflammable. Krissy 80: hanging out around Justin, after all. PhreeForm: Doesn't inflammable mean "can't burn"? PhreeForm: or does it mean "will burn"? Krissy 80: yes. Krissy 80: can't. PhreeForm: ::manipulates fashions gradually with his radio waves so that krissy's outfit is out of style:: PhreeForm: Now my powers are revealed... and stuff. Krissy 80: ::looks down at her clothes, and sees that they are exactly the same:: hah. PhreeForm: yes, they're the same. But my long range powers have ensured that your outfit will be the lowest fashion sinkhole in six months time! Ha hah! Krissy 80: and that's what they said six months ago. PhreeForm: Yes, my powers work backwards and forwards through time. Krissy 80: so they don't really work at all. loser. I wonder if those packages have arrived yet? PhreeForm: And for a more immediate approach... ::whacks her on the kneecap with stick:: Krissy 80: ::stands there, unaffected, and blinks. then sneezes in David's face:: Krissy 80: take that. PhreeForm: ::Wipes spittle away with cool T-shirt:: What a dirty pool. Krissy 80: you have no idea what that was. Krissy 80: and now I must go... PhreeForm: I presume this ends the hazing portion of the applications process? Krissy 80: no. it end this conversation. the hazing has not yet begun, for I am lazy and tired.