Krissy 80: ::beats on Lenny with blunt object:: Darth Zinn: Wow, that was unnecessary. Krissy 80: but it was really cool. and it's not unnecessary. a beating never is. Darth Zinn: All right. Why am I being beaten? Krissy 80: because you're the cause of all of life's problems. Darth Zinn: I am? How? Krissy 80: we don't know. we just decided. or I decided. Darth Zinn: What in the FUCK?!? Darth Zinn: Can you come up with a VALID explanation? Krissy 80: it's the JLS. we're not written by Grant Morrison, but it sure feels like it. we don't have a valid explanation. Darth Zinn: So, what, I'm a villain now? Krissy 80: do you want to be? we're in dire need of an antagonist. there's too much sexual tension around here. Darth Zinn: I dunno...unless I get to really kill all of you, it's not really worth it. Krissy 80: pissant. this is fantasy. we don't indulge your little realitys. Darth Zinn: Oh, fuck off. I shouldn't be taking orders...I'll form my own goddamned team or fall asleep trying. Darth Zinn: And...now I'm going to sleep. Krissy 80: fine then. Krissy 80: hmph.