Krissy 80: be... AshtorethD: ::stares:: What are you on? Krissy 80: Rob. be. AshtorethD: Be? ::looks down:: Come to think of it, why is Rob lying comatose on that table? Krissy 80: because he's just realized that Eddie Vedder is sending out subliminal messages. AshtorethD: Oh my god! ::pauses:: Who is Eddie Vedder and why is he invading Rob's mind?! Krissy 80: the lead singer of Pearl Jam. because he is incomprehensible when he sings. AshtorethD: Oh. Yeah. ::notices a machine with a blinking red light:: This must be the CD player, then. ::turns the machine off:: F T F O I: ::sits up suddenly:: hey...where'd the music go? AshtorethD: It was changing your mind in strange and unimaginably horrifying ways. F T F O I: then it's a good thing it stopped, I guess. Unless the only way to ammend my natural state would be through strange and unimaginably horrifying ways... AshtorethD: ::notices the lanyard sticking out of the cracks of the CD player. opens it up with her sophisticated tools (read: hammer) and looks through the insides. holds up a comc labelled "First Look Fair 1998":: Just one question - why is this in the lab's CD player? F T F O I: better question: why did it WORK in the lab's CD player? AshtorethD: It worked? I mean, the CD player worked, but I don't think the comb was doing anything useful.. AshtorethD: ::pauses. eyes widen. stares.:: F T F O I: ::nods:: that's what I was thinking. Now one would think that CD's would go in CD players... ::pops in "Sarah MacLachlan: Rarities, B-Sides, and Other Stuff" CD and sets to track 4:: AshtorethD: ::nods. keeps staring. stutteringly:: And it wasn't even where CDs normally go, it was buried within the guts of the player... er...... how long have you been listening to that comb? F T F O I: Couple of months now, I guess. AshtorethD: ::distractedly:: Lean back a moment, will you? ::pushes him into a semi-reclining position, like in a dentist's chair, as the table bends up to meet his back.:: F T F O I: ::shrugs:: sure. AshtorethD: ::pulls a large magnifying glass seeming thing down from the ceiling and peers through it at his head:: AshtorethD: ::starts taking photos from various angles and magnifications:: F T F O I: ::sways gently to the tune:: AshtorethD: ::muttering to herself:: Amazing... absolutely amazing... ::to Rob:: You might want to have a look at this... ::hands him a few mirrors:: F T F O I: ::stares blankly at the panes:: What exactly am I looking AT? F T F O I: okay, well...the baldness for one thing. That's plain odd...but... F T F O I: wait...why am I bald? AshtorethD: ::holds one mirror above and behind his head and another before his face so he can see his scalp:: You will note that most of your hair has, well, I can only assume that decayed away, due to all this dustiness F T F O I: so...I don't even have follicles. AshtorethD: And, uh, something different appears to be.. er... sprouting. F T F O I: Um...how different? AshtorethD: I can't really tell what it is yet.. F T F O I: hopefully it won't hurt. AshtorethD: I'll have to study this phenomena a bit more F T F O I: Well...some other night, please, because I'm tired... AshtorethD: That's fine, just return when you have a spare moment F T F O I: ::nods slowly, stumbling towards the living room:: G'nite then AshtorethD: Good night.