AshtorethD: 	hi
DoNotExist: 	Hey.  I have a surprise for you.  ::escorts 
		her to the JLS lab::  
AshtorethD: 	You're an escort now? I was wondering about 
		the slinky red thing and overwhelming perfume..
DoNotExist: 	::smacks you::  Stop that.  I am armed.  Come 
		on...
AshtorethD: 	::walks to the lab with escort-Reen draped 
		on her arm::
DoNotExist: 	And here we are.  If you'll just open this bag, 
		you will find some lovely genetic material 
		waiting for you.  
DoNotExist: 	::points to a large black plastic garbage bag::
DoNotExist: 	So, how do you like your present?
AshtorethD: 	::stares at it with wide anime eyes:: Wow!!!! 
		Thanks! A new toy, and just what I've always 
		wanted (besides Hiten Muma, of course)
DoNotExist: 	So, uh, will you have sex with me now? 
AshtorethD: 	::has already opened the bag and started poking 
		at the reddish gloop it contains:: ::looks up 
		briefly:: Sex? When I could be playing with
		dead goop?
DoNotExist: 	Well, I can wait 'till you're done... 
AshtorethD: 	::grabs pipetter and draws up some Joe-flesh 
		into it::
DoNotExist: 	Ick...  I'm gonna go have a french bread pizza, 
		you finish this... 
DoNotExist: 	Yeeees.