DoNotExist: Hi . Krissy 80: ::shoves the IM out of the way so she can talk to Delle:: DoNotExist: whore. Krissy 80: nyah. DoNotExist: You will know the wrath of my attack rat! Krissy 80: come get some. DoNotExist: Er. Krissy 80: bring it on! DoNotExist: You could handle me, baby DoNotExist: That's "couldn't"... DoNotExist: Jeez, what an embarassing typo. DoNotExist: I can't talk to you now for the rest of the night. I'm too ashamed. Krissy 80: not at all. it's really your subconscious talking. DoNotExist: My subconscious has long been tied up and securely gagged. It does NOT talk. AshtorethD: I have returned. Krissy 80: um.. okay. Krissy 80: I'm too busy annoying Renie to hurt you. AshtorethD: Oh, yes, she mentioned you were exchanging threats. Krissy 80: yes. damn her subconscious. AshtorethD: Shall we, really? It's easily arranged Krissy 80: go right ahead. AshtorethD: All right, then. ::stalks off to aquire the necessary tools:: Krissy 80: whoa boy. AshtorethD: ::stalks into the room, rolling up her sleeves, looting through piles of junk for the tools necessary to damn Reene's subconscious:: Warching: that's not a particularly hard thing to do... AshtorethD: Oh, yeah? Where is the damn stuffed turtle?! Warching: Wouldn't you like to know. Warching: Actually you can't have it. AshtorethD: It is necessary. C'mon, help out, or ELSE! Warching: I haven't cleaned it's blue dress yet. AshtorethD: ::throws many objects over her shoulder while searching, including bot not limited to a laptop, a pile of neon purple mints, and 73 perfect tiny scrolls:: Warching: neon purple mints? Warching: Not that I have any interest... Warching: It's just one of those phrases. AshtorethD: ::stuffs esoteric objects into a large sack from time to time:: Yeah. Yummy. No interest? I'm hurt! Warching: If you had shouted say, gay anal sex my response would have been the same. Warching: Just not my thing. Warching: But amusing nonetheless. AshtorethD: Oh. Okay, then. I just really need that stuffed turtle right about now. AshtorethD: So hand it over. Warching: Do I have assurance it will not be used as a soup base? AshtorethD: Um. ::ponders a moment:: Well... no. AshtorethD: I will take it by force, if that is what you demand. Warching: Will it at least be a good soup? AshtorethD: I make no promises. ::starts mentally mapping out a route past Joe and the goats to get to the stuffed turtle:: AshtorethD: ::runs for it:: Warching: Hah! The goat will get you! AshtorethD: ::Joe, along with a herd of goats (presumably there to satisfy Joe's... needs) are thrown about and against several walls.:: Warching: It's raped me before Warching: I fear it not! AshtorethD: ::grabs the stuffed turtle, and curtseys politely:: Warching: ::Goat begins to gratuitously take it's anal pleasures on TBD as she curtseys:: AshtorethD: ::kills goat with a single stony glare and a well-aimed stuffed turtle:: Warching: :) Warching: I need sleep AshtorethD: ::stuffs turtle in sack and exits the room:: AshtorethD: All done. Thank you. Warching: ::bows:: Warching: ::goat anally rapes him::