MoonberryQ: beh MoonberryQ: i have not read logs MoonberryQ: like ever AshtorethD: harrrrrrumph AshtorethD: what kinda member are you? MoonberryQ: a very vague one AshtorethD: i can tell. you suck. MoonberryQ: im busy AshtorethD: fine MoonberryQ: so pbthhh AshtorethD: ::dons surgical gloves and grabs her tongue as it makes the strange spittle-inducing noises:: MoonberryQ: uhmmm... ::backs away:: AshtorethD: You CAN'T back away MoonberryQ: uhmm... ::looks around for escape:: MoonberryQ: ::starts preparing candy canes:: ::poisened ones:: AshtorethD: ::intrigued by lengthening shadows. cardboard western town drops into place behind them.:: MoonberryQ: whoosh! ::hides in saloon:: AshtorethD: ::is dragged along to the hiding place, because she still has a grip on the CCQ's tongue:: MoonberryQ: garglebargh blach bartender can i have a crowbar?? AshtorethD: ::bartender silently hands her a crowbar and a whisky:: MoonberryQ: ::CCQ uses crowbar on tongue and danielle:: ::downs whisky and runs out door:: AshtorethD: ::bartender takes out a sawed-off shotgun and chases Ali.:: AshtorethD: ::Danielle sets herself up behind the bar and sets out the whisky:: MoonberryQ: ack! ::pulls money out of pocket and throws at bartender:: I just wanted to get away from HER!!! AshtorethD: ::bartender picks up the money. bartender speaking:: What the hell kinda cash is this? MoonberryQ: uhmm... american dollah? MoonberryQ: i'll wash dishes!! as long as you keep me away from HER!! ::points at danielle:: AshtorethD: ::bartender hands Ali a washcloth.:: Go on, then, get to work. ::spits into the spittoon. which is a very nice one. beautifully carved and decorated.:: MoonberryQ: ::grumbles to self, then goes to back room and starts washing, humming to self to pass time:: AshtorethD: ::Danielle sets up a laptop and a quickcam to record this moment, and settles down with her whisky to watch:: MoonberryQ: oh dear god... ::gives finger to quickcam, then returns to washing:: AshtorethD: ::several million people worldwide watching Web TV cover their children's eyes at the rude gesture:: MoonberryQ: beh. ::Washes:: MoonberryQ: ::sings dirty songs:: AshtorethD: ::many drunken western guys are listening with big grins:: MoonberryQ: grrr ::curses them out:: AshtorethD: ::their grins widen. one particularly unwashed fellow says:: I like a woman with spirit. MoonberryQ: ::curses them out more loudly and vigorously:: FUCK YOU ALLL MUTHAFUCKING FUCKAHS AshtorethD: ::the unwashed western guys are highly intrigued.:: ::western guy:: Can I have a copy of this here video tape? ::Danielle:: Cash only, please. MoonberryQ: I GET A CUT!!!! you can't release that without my permission, I'll sue your tight ass and then peddle it on the streets of south africa. AshtorethD: Oh, REALLY?!! I'll have you know that I have a small horde of VERY good lawyers! AshtorethD: Sue me, eh? I'd like to see you try it! MoonberryQ: i will sue your ASS MoonberryQ: :: breaks dish, runs out of kitchen and cuts danielle's face:: AshtorethD: I don't think you can sue a specific body part... AshtorethD: HEY! AshtorethD: ::grabs Ali by the ear and twists.... avulses said ear with a knife taken from one of the unwashed western guys:: MoonberryQ: ::twists out of grip and cuts face again with broken dish:: MoonberryQ: ::also starts kicking various unwashed western guys in the balls:: AshtorethD: ::all the unwashed western guys (UWGs for short) pull out guns and aim them straight at Ali.:: AshtorethD: ::Danielle stares at the ear Ali left behind while twisting away:: AshtorethD: ::puts ear in a zip-lock baggie for later:: MoonberryQ: i do NOT want to know what you're going to do with that ear AshtorethD: ::it was the right one, by the way:: AshtorethD: Good plan. You really don't. Anyway, you've got a few UWGs to worry about right now... MoonberryQ: ::starts throwing poisened candy canes at slow, unwashed, drunken western guys, they are all DOWN in like three minutes, then turns to face danielle:: AshtorethD: ::grabs one of UWG's guns and shoots at Ali, using his body as a shield:: MoonberryQ: ::throws poisoned candy cane at danielle and lunges behind bar:: AshtorethD: ::UWG takes on a porcupine appearance. Shoots at Ali, not running out of bullets because of the many guns lying around the floor:: MoonberryQ: ::ali continues throwing various candy canes at danielle from safety of bar:: AshtorethD: ::Ali is shot in the left shoulder:: AshtorethD: ::Danielle switched to another UWG shield:: MoonberryQ: ::danielle is hit in knee,falls:: MoonberryQ: ::ali makes for door:: AshtorethD: ::danielle runs after her, dropping the dead uwg whose knee is bleeding... whose jeans look disturbingly similar to danielle's own:: MoonberryQ: ::ali can run faster than danielle, makes it into local whorehouse and locks door behind her:: MoonberryQ: whoosh, i think i'll sleep here tonight MoonberryQ: ::Fends off whores and whoring guys as she makes for a back room and collapses in sleep:: MoonberryQ: goodnight. AshtorethD: ::grabs the next guy going into the whore house, to him:: Hey, I hear the new girl there, Alison, is real good, ask for her. MoonberryQ: dammit!! i'msleeping!!! MoonberryQ: ::locks door to room she's in, slips twenty to madame:: MoonberryQ: ::for keeping everyone out of her room:: AshtorethD: ::guy offers fifty to madame:: AshtorethD: ::madame unlocks door:: MoonberryQ: gah!!!! MoonberryQ: ::ali jumps out window:: MoonberryQ: ::runs to safety of... barbershop:: MoonberryQ: ::locks self in, gives two hundred to barber:: MoonberryQ: goodnight!! mwah!!! AshtorethD: ::guy chases her. guy:: C'mon, I payed up, I'll double it, PLEASE! MoonberryQ: no! ::barber refuses, taking pity on poor lil ali:: MoonberryQ: ::ali sleeps through night:: MoonberryQ: goodnight AshtorethD: ::ali wakes up in the morning to find a very satisfied looking john sleeping beside her::