DoNotExist: I'll forgive you THIS time. Krissy 80: for what? DoNotExist: Oh, you KNOW what you did. Krissy 80: oh, me and Danielle... DoNotExist: You and Danielle? Krissy 80: heh. ::grins:: DoNotExist: ::repeats, in exactly the same tones:: You and Danielle? Krissy 80: heh. DoNotExist: ::utterly puzzled by Krissy's lack of response to her casual inquiry:: Krissy 80: heh. DoNotExist: ::decides to utilize gratuitous vilence instead:: DoNotExist: ::grabs Kris by the collar:: Answer me, you ungodly whore! Krissy 80: heh. heh. heh. heh. ::Krissy continues to chuckle, until her head falls off. there are blue wires sticking out of the stump:: Krissy 80: heh. DoNotExist: kick-ass! Krissy 80: ::the body twitches:: DoNotExist: ::picks up the head:: This is going to look great on my wall! Krissy 80: ::the head is ticking:: Krissy 80: heh heh heh. Krissy 80: ::it explodes:: DoNotExist: Ow. Krissy 80: ::Renie is thown back into the wall, her skull cracking with a large crunch sound:: DoNotExist: ::stands up, outraged:: DoNotExist: No! DoNotExist: I am NOT going to die anymore! DoNotExist: It's wrong! DoNotExist: It's unfair! DoNotExist: Why do *I* have to die? DoNotExist: Well, fuck you! My skull spontaneously regenerates! DoNotExist: So bite me, whoever you are! DoNotExist: ::rubs back of head:: Dammit. Krissy 80: ::the body continues to twitch:: DoNotExist: Now, who keeps doing tihs to Krissy? Krissy 80: ::small nanites erupt from the neck stump, and begin to sweep up the mess:: DoNotExist: ::steps back a bit, afraid that they might clean her shoes:: DoNotExist: This is far, far too disturbing for me. I think I'll take a nice bath. Yeees, a bath... Krissy 80: ::the nanites crawl over her shoes:: Krissy 80: ::they clean up the explody bits:: DoNotExist: You bastards! I didn't clean those for a reason! ::stomps them:: Krissy 80: ::the nanites keep coming:: DoNotExist: Oh my god! My dirt! My precious dirt! My caked mud! DoNotExist: ::takes out gun, starts shooting own feet:: DoNotExist: ::clanging noises as bullets bounce off steel:: Krissy 80: ::the nanites crawl over Renie:: DoNotExist: ::british, indignant:: Stop that! Krissy 80: ::bullets ricochet off the TV and hit Renie in the leg:: Krissy 80: ::the nanites keep coming:: Krissy 80: ::Renie is covered in them:: DoNotExist: Fuckin' bulletproof TVs! ::begins limping to the lab, brushing nanites off simultaneously. What the hell is a freakin' nanite anyway?:: Krissy 80: ::the body on the floor is completely gone, having been processed by nanites:: Krissy 80: ::small clicking sounds are heard:: DoNotExist: ::looks for a first aid kit, bleeding profusely:: Not... gonna.. die THIS TIME!!! Krissy 80: ::the nanites wander around, cleaning up bits of the explosive head from Renie's hair:: DoNotExist: Grrrr!!!! Krissy 80: ::more clicking:: Krissy 80: ::beeping:: DoNotExist: ::finds some Tick band-aids:: Stupid... irony... DIE!!! ::passes out in pool of blood:: Krissy 80: ::a long beeeeep is heard. the nanites stop, and sponteneously distinegrate into a fine dull silver powder:: DoNotExist: ::powder absorbs blood, and staunches bleeding of Reene's leg:: Krissy 80: ::walks in with a small travel bag:: ooh, forgot my toothbrush. ::steps over Renie's prone body and grabs her toothbrush off the counter:: ooh, Oral-B. ::walks out::