Krissy 80: ::a small voice goes eep:: F T F O I: ::looks about??:: Krissy 80: eep. here. F T F O I: ::fixes on the sound:: ::scans the wall:: who's there? Krissy 80: me. down here. ::points at self:: F T F O I: ::looks:: the hell are you? Krissy 80: hi. where's Krissy? F T F O I: great question, isn't it? I'm thinking she's in the Outback, somewhere near that Sentinels factory, looking for the old X-Men base. Krissy 80: oh. typical. I come all the way here... I've been looking so long... F T F O I: Then again, I'm pulling that out of my ass. Krissy 80: hmm... you have a very nice ass. it can't be that bad. Krissy 80: ::stares up at him:: F T F O I: Okay, so you've been looking for her. We've been living with a robot. You know anything about that? Krissy 80: Robot? robot? hmm... there was that brief flirtation with robots, I guess. but really, I don't know anything. I've been gone for so long... Krissy 80: that's why I need to find her. F T F O I: You mean SHE made the robot? F T F O I: ::under his breath:: at least it wasn't Viacom... Krissy 80: I'd have to see the robot. maybe she built it... so one would notice she was gone. so typical... hmph. never noticed I was gone, I sure didn't have a robot replacement... ::stomps little foot:: dammit! Krissy 80: I feel so dissed. Krissy 80: hey, you aren't Rob. Krissy 80: who on earth are you? F T F O I: Masochrist. F T F O I: You knew my...um...altered state? Krissy 80: well, of course. back then we were still together. Krissy 80: me and Krissy, that is. F T F O I: you being? Krissy 80: what, isn't it obvious? I'm the one thing that's been missing this past year. F T F O I: No, it's not obvious, I've been in Hell for the last year. Krissy 80: oh, well then. that'd explain something... though I don't know what. anyway... F T F O I: yes, anyway, get on with it! Krissy 80: I'm Krissy's sexual identity. Pleased to meetcha. Krissy 80: ::offers tiny hand:: F T F O I: sorry, can't shake...I'm not quite corporeal. Krissy 80: well, neither am I. I'm only an anthropormorphic personification, after all. F T F O I: I used to be one of those... ::tries shaking hands:: ::is surprised when it works:: Krissy 80: see? nothing's quite real. maybe that's why she left.... F T F O I: maybe, but maybe not. There's no telling how long that robot was there. Krissy 80: damn. I really need to find her too. This reckless behavior of hers.... F T F O I: being so dis-sociated, it can hardly be surprising that she's reckless... Krissy 80: well, yes. after we separated, I was perfectly content with my life, living it up in Panama Beach, lending myself out to college students for the weekend, making the occasional MTV appearance... and then one day, I'm watching TV, and BAM I see her, HER!!!! Krissy 80: my god, the horror, the horror... Krissy 80: it was on all the networks. I had to get out here right away, put an end to these shenanigans. F T F O I: what was so wrong with seeing her? Krissy 80: without me, she's lost, erratic. I mean, haven't you ever noticed how she can be a prude one minute and a complete slut the next...? F T F O I: Oh. I thought that was normal for college kids. Krissy 80: and then straight, then a lesbian... oh, and that Dark Lesbianic Mass doesn't help. I'll have to have a few words with her as well. F T F O I: won't we all. Krissy 80: hey, this behavior's been going on since before college. Krissy 80: anyway, i came out as soon as possible, given what little money I had, or the fact that I can't actually use it because I'm not technically real.... Krissy 80: needless to say, it took me a while to get here. and then she's not here. Krissy 80: I am... so pissed off. hey, nice TV. Krissy 80: ::wanders over to the couch and climbs up:: F T F O I: well, it's as well you didn't get here any sooner. Imagine trying to give that robot a sexual identity? MAN that woulda been odd. Krissy 80: hey, I CAN tell the difference. give me credit. I AM a professional. Krissy 80: ::taps chest as she says that:: F T F O I: okay, okay. Like I said, anyone's guess is just as good. All we know is that those nanites were a pain. Krissy 80: nanites? don't recall anything like that. F T F O I: in the robot. F T F O I: They came out, went all over. Krissy 80: oh. well, it's news to me. so anyway... what's your story? F T F O I: Reen's subconscious got damned to hell, upset the great natural balance, and in the process, Rob got chucked over to limbo and I came back from the depths of hell. Krissy 80: oh, sorry. that's a very nice story. Krissy 80: god knows if I understand, but hey, I've seen weirder. Krissy 80: ::a lone nanite crawls out from the couch, and approaches her:: hello. ::the nanite tries to absorb her, and fails since she isn't real:: I will call you Jehu. F T F O I: ::looks at Jehu:: there's still more? FUCK.... Krissy 80: I think it's cute. F T F O I: yea, because you're not corporeal. If you were, it'd be a different story. Krissy 80: I'd be dead. hey, does anyone around here need a sexual identity? I must keep busy, after all. F T F O I: I dunno. Maybe Joe. He hangs out with goats too much for it to be natural. Krissy 80: oh, I see. you don't need me? F T F O I: I'm not corporeal either. F T F O I: In fact, I almost need NOT to have a sexual identity. I tend to need to take over people's bodies. Krissy 80: two heads are better than one... though I'm not really into *that* kinda stuff. but you know what I mean. Krissy 80: bodies? well, then couldn't you seek out my body for me? F T F O I: Maybe. But we have nothing to go on, 'cept my stupid hunch. Unless you've got some insight. Krissy 80: mmm.. nope. I can't even figure out why she left. sorry. F T F O I: then the best we have is my wacky desire to see a Sentinel factory in the Outback. Krissy 80: ::climbs on Jehu's back:: I think I'll be off. Take a look around. see ya. Krissy 80: and for that you'd have to consult the Otaku. F T F O I: Otaku? Have you been spending time in Japan? Krissy 80: it's simply a pretenious name he's chosen. thas all. I never really talked to him much. Krissy 80: maybe I should have... then she might have gotten a Brad Pitt obsession and been normal. F T F O I: then who's the Otaku? Krissy 80: the otaku is the fanboy. hmph. she kept him.... Krissy 80: be seeing you. ::skitters off:: F T F O I: ::shakes his head:: this is getting too fucked up. Let's just say I manage to find this body of yours. Then what? Krissy 80: I will yell a lot. and then rejoin. Krissy 80: everything will be good. now go. F T F O I: ::shrugs:: I guess. Which way's the Outback? Krissy 80: ::points:: F T F O I: ::follows at roughly the speed of thought:: Krissy 80: cool.