DoNotExist:	'sup, ho. 
Krissy 80:	I am not a ho.  I am however, the 
		anthropomorphic personification of a ho. 
DoNotExist:	?! 
Krissy 80:	::looks up at Renie from a cushion on the 
		couch::  but I'm flattered.  do ya think 
		I'm really tall enough? 
Krissy 80:	::is very tiny:: 
DoNotExist:	::pokes at her:: 
DoNotExist:	Um.  
DoNotExist:	Did you fall into a my washing machine or 
		something? 
Krissy 80:	::falls over::  hey!!!  I did not fall into 
		anything...  well, once I fell into a jar of 
		powder, and Krissy thought I was a pygmy 
		midget out to devour her flesh.. by the way, 
		do YOU know where she is?  
DoNotExist:	Last time I was her she had nanites and a 
		toothbrush...  
Krissy 80:	oh.  toothbrush?  oh, she must really be 
		gone... 
Krissy 80:	she always likes her teeth to be plaque free. 
DoNotExist:	Um.  You probably shouldn't be here, this 
		being our secret headquearters and all.   
DoNotExist:	REally, miss, I'm going to have to ask you 
		to leave. 
Krissy 80:	why shouldn't I be here?  don't I have a right 
		to my body's business? 
DoNotExist:	Not in the JLS you don't.  ::promptly traps 
		you in a spare rat cage:: 
Krissy 80:	hey!  ::rattles the bars:: damn you!!! what 
		are planning to do with me??? 
DoNotExist:	Off to the lab with you, foul critter.  Hey, 
		can you run in a wheel?  The battery in my 
		TI-86 is dead...  
DoNotExist:	::puts the cage down on one of the lab 
		tables::  
Krissy 80:	wait a minute....  ::rattles the bars some 
		more, then whistles.  a small nanite crawls 
		out of nowhere to the cage, and eats through 
		the bars.  the tiny person crawls on its 
		back::  hello Jehu.  my, you've grown.  yes 
		you have. 
DoNotExist:	Goddammit.  This is getting far to weird for 
		me.  I will lock myself in my room and play 
		strip Solitaire.  Or Starcraft.  ::does so::  
Krissy 80:	hee.  well, back to exploring.