Darth Zinn: Hey! How come I ain't in this "JLS" thing? I was never notified. Krissy 80: you seem to have an aversion to people. Darth Zinn: So? Every group needs a loner.. Darth Zinn: 'Sides, I've been working on that. Darth Zinn: I'm deeply insulted. Krissy 80: Well, I can't do anything about it. You have to try to be accepted by the society otherwise they'll just kill you in a brutal battle for dominance and territory. Darth Zinn: ...but... Darth Zinn: C'mon, now. Do you honestly think Rob and Danielle would reject my application? Krissy 80: application? application? doesn't that imply paperwork of some sort??? ::runs to office and pulls out stack of papers:: I don't see anything here... in fact, I don't even remember creating any sort of document like that... Darth Zinn: It was figurative, damn it! Darth Zinn: I can be the group's Batman! The isolated nutcase that thinks he's better than everyone else! Krissy 80: I thought that was Masochrist... Masochist... oh, I don't know who he is anymore... Darth Zinn: ::Shakes head:: I can't believe that, in the two and a half years that I've known you people, none of you ever mentioned this to me. Krissy 80: two and a half? we haven't been around two and a half... oh, wait, haven't I known you three, wait, wait, it is two and a half... Darth Zinn: Besides, doesn't the Justice League of Stuyvesant need at least one member that's still in Stuyvesant? Krissy 80: the villain is a Stuy student... villains... the entire freakin' Rogues Gallery. Krissy 80: but that doesn't really work, does it? Darth Zinn: I dunno. I'm not done being deeply insulted. Krissy 80: ::throws the papers at Lenny:: complain to my supervisor... wait, I am the supervisor. fine, complain to my associates. Darth Zinn: But I bitch to Rob about so much other shit... Krissy 80: ::eyes light up psychotically:: well then, that's YOUR problem, isn't it? Darth Zinn: ::Lowers voice to demonic tone:: Oh, it can just as easily become YOUR problem. Krissy 80: I have enough problems. ::gestures to the cameras stationed all around the JLS headquarters:: It's like the real world, except I just discovered one in the bathroom, so it's more like those sites on the WWW... Darth Zinn: Feh. Threats aren't getting me anywhere, are they? Krissy 80: threats? ha! Just wait til Rob sees it! Darth Zinn: Oh, Rob's well aware of the fact that I'm a complete psycho. Darth Zinn: He's also well aware of the fact that I feel guilty for treating him like a shrink. Krissy 80: we all are. look, if you want to, you can hang around and hope the baboons don't eat your eyes out. Darth Zinn: I can take care of myself, thank you. Krissy 80: hey, if you couldn't, I woulda thrown you out the door and let the media eat you!!!! Darth Zinn: What, you mean that you didn't try? Krissy 80: what do I have to do to get some peace around here??? ::pulls out a miniature version of her Pez gun and fires into the air. A camera lens cracks:: you still here? Darth Zinn: ...am I interrupting something? Krissy 80: aw fuck.... ::begins to fire Pez in Lenny's direction, intentionally missing him for fear of getting blood on the rug:: Darth Zinn: Don't worry, it's Scotch Guarded. Krissy 80: and *how* would you know??? Krissy 80: are you in on it? Darth Zinn: Look, Krissy, you're getting even stranger than normal. Krissy 80: ARE you IN on IT??? Darth Zinn: ...yes? Krissy 80: ::grabs Lenny by the collar and sneers at him:: so you admit it! whee ha!!! an actual step forward in the case! ::begins to dance around, still holding Lenny by the collar:: Darth Zinn: ::Hand drops down to belt, slowly unclips lightsaber:: Yeah...okay... Krissy 80: hey, is that a lightsaber? ::drops Lenny and stares at it:: Darth Zinn: It's double-sided. Krissy 80: oh, I read that book.....or not. That's lame. ::swings around, grabbing magazines off the table and flinging them at Lenny. they don't go very far:: Darth Zinn: Book? I...I made it up... Krissy 80: ::leaps at Lenny, firing the Pez gun all the way:: I'm... going.. to... have.. to... ask.. you... to.. come... with.. me... Darth Zinn: ::Ducks, rolls and ignites lightsaber, deflecting Pez:: Krissy 80: ::avoids deflected Pez:: hey, those shouldn't really bounce off, should they? I mean, isn't a lightsaber blade made of energy? ::notices the Kenner logo on the handle:: Darth Zinn: DAMN IT! Don't look, damn you! Don't looooooooook! Krissy 80: oh. ::reaches out and swats the saber with her hand:: hey, wow, that looked reeeeally realistic. Krissy 80: where'd ya get it? Darth Zinn: It was originally supposed to be used as a part of a Halloween costume. Krissy 80: eee.. ::grabs the saber right out from Lenny's hands, and begins to swing it, oohing and ahhing at the sound effects:: Darth Zinn: Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the $75 Darth Vader helmet. Krissy 80: helmet... I think there's one in the lab... wait, that's a head in a jar. Krissy 80: dammit, has danielle been performing those experiments again? Darth Zinn: How would I know? I've only spoken with Rob since school ended. Krissy 80: ::stops oohing at the plastic lightsaber and looks at Lenny:: oh yeah, we have to take you in for interrogation. ::pulls out the tranq gun and shoots at Lenny:: Darth Zinn: Ow... ::Pulls dart out:: How many cc's did you use, damn it? Krissy 80: ::shrugs:: I think it could bring down an elephant. We did have to use it on Renie, after all. Darth Zinn: Hhhh. If there were such a thing as the Force, I'd be using Jedi Healing powers...right...now... ::collapses:: Krissy 80: ::grabs Lenny and drags him off to the interrogation room:: old Jedi mind trick... Krissy 80: ::chuckles in Jabba type voice:: Darth Zinn: ::Wakes up:: No, not the slave bikini... Krissy 80: hey, even I have my limits of taste....