Dear Krissy:
How's Viacom? Wish you were here. Bummer about that whole
sacrifice thing. We have a ho, and people in the vault.
Everyone is fine. Love,
Renie.
Krissy 80: is that all? how silly.
DoNotExist: ::puts a stamp on and drops the postcard in
the mailbox::
Krissy 80: ::watches her:: this is redicurous. hey,
why don't you write one to Rob as well?
DoNotExist: ::feels a strange presence in her head::
Masochrist? Who said you could go into me
when you please? Um.
Krissy 80: Masochrist came back? he left too, didn't
he?
DoNotExist: Whoa. You're not masochrist. What's going
on?
Krissy 80: I'm... I'm... I really don't have a name.
I'm Krissy's sexual identity.
DoNotExist: Ok, now the obvious question would be, what
is Krissy's sexual identity doing in my head.
DoNotExist: ::passerby by mailbox glance at her::
DoNotExist: ::Ooops. Maybe I should refrain from speaking
out loud.::
DoNotExist: ::In any case, you don't exist::
Krissy 80: I'm not in your head. I'm sitting on top of
the mailbox. Look. here. On the nanite.
::the nanites coughs, as well as a nanite
could::
DoNotExist: Why are you wearing a crochless chastity belt?
This is beyond disturbing. I'm about to go into
Starcraft sensory depravation mode again...
Krissy 80: this isn't a chastity belt. it's Everlast.
DoNotExist: Er?
Krissy 80: I bought it on Venice Beach. ::is quite suddenly
by herself:: hello?