Ganon: ...look, is there a point to this? Krissy 80: there's always a point. Krissy 80: and where the hell have you been? Ganon: ...here? Krissy 80: on the couch? I was wondering when we got the new cushions. Ganon: I really don't move around that much. Well, considerably more since I got this office chair. F T F O I: never mind all that. We've got a big mess on our hands with this Viacom... this... F T F O I: it's just a mess. Krissy 80: Viacom? where the hell did that come from? F T F O I: you don't know? Turns out the interns were FROM Viacom. And that silent guy in the vault. Ganon: Yeah, well, Viacom just can't make a good TV show. Not my fault. Krissy 80: hey, they own Paramount.. Ganon: So, you only seek to make my estimation of them worse. Krissy 80: hush, you... Ganon: UPN is run by badly-trained squirrels. F T F O I: that's not it...they're part of this plot against the JLS...Krissy in particular. Krissy 80: and what makes you think that? Krissy 80: and for that matter, when did you get back? F T F O I: Droolwood talked to the people in the vault... Krissy 80: well, David is an idiot. they must have lots in common. F T F O I: the silent guy is actually one of the Viacomese. Krissy 80: silent guy? oh, the controller. Ganon: ::Leans back in chair:: If'n y'all don't mind, I'm going to get some rest. Krissy 80: oh Lenny, be interactive. Krissy 80: otherwise I will do horrible things to... never mind. Ganon: ...Furby-level interactive, Zelda 64-level interactive, or Bill Clinton-level interactive? F T F O I: yea, him. So he tells us that Krissy is actually heir to their royal bloodline, the next Queen of Viacom. Krissy 80: Krissy is heir to nothing. hair, on the other hand... F T F O I: well, if they even THINK that she's the Queen, they'll ritually disembowel her as part of a coronation ceremony... Krissy 80: Masochrist, this isn't gonna work, we kinda need the whole group. Krissy 80: especially since Lenny has become furniture. Krissy 80: and Masochrist, when did you get back? and if you're back, why isn't Renie? F T F O I: I'm Masochrist, remember? I'm not corporeal... I can move at the speed of thought Ganon: ...I'm furniture. Krissy 80: yes you are Lenny. Ganon: You brought me here...to serve as furniture. F T F O I: If I were embodied, I'd slap you... Ganon: ::Twitches:: Krissy 80: I think we should drop it. some other time, really. F T F O I: ai'ight. Ganon: You're all in serious need of help. F T F O I: dude, you're in. As of now, you're invited to join the regular cast of the JLS. Ganon: ::Raises eyebrow:: Really. F T F O I: really. Ganon: And why...? F T F O I: because we said so Ganon: Oh, *we* said so. *We* All of a sudden I'm working for the Borg collective, am I? F T F O I: if that is your desire... Ganon: I ain't workin' for no stinkin' Trek race! F T F O I: ::permeates his mind:: listen...resistance, as they say, is futile. You WILL join the JLS. Ganon: Yeah, yeah. Ganon: I still ain't makin' a profile 'tils I feels like it. F T F O I: ::takes over his body:: you're comin' with me. Ganon: Dude, you seriously don't want to be in here right now. F T F O I: ::shakes his head and leaves his body:: damn you. Whatever you're using to block me out of your mind, it can't be good... Ganon: Look, if you think I've put up with all this shit just to become the new Levitz around that place, you've got another thing coming. F T F O I: It's up to you to do something... Ganon: And I did. I left. Ganon: Which, I thought, was the most dignified thing to do. F T F O I: The JLS is in a bit of a stew right now...we need every hand we can muster. Ganon: Don't look at me. The best I can offer is apparently a throw pillow. F T F O I: you could help us solve some of the problems we've got. F T F O I: in return we put your past encounters with our HQ behind us all. Ganon: To treat me like the new sofabed. No deal. F T F O I: and admit you as a full member of the Justice League of Stuyvesant. F T F O I: free to come and go as you please except in times of crisis. Ganon: As a piece of furniture, I fail to see how it's possible for me to "come and go." F T F O I: If you'd just stop pitying yourself like that you'd see that we're offering you just what you wanted. Ganon: ::Folds arms across chest:: I demand an apology, first of all. F T F O I: for? Ganon: Pretty much everything. Ganon: The complete lack of respect, for one. F T F O I: alright. That you can have...we're sorry. We scorned you and must humbly admit that we are, indeed, crawling back. Ganon: ...I'm thinking.