DoNotExist: ahh DoNotExist: much better Krissy 80: food is good. DoNotExist: Yes. DoNotExist: i have a BK chicken sandwich, king size fries and a coke--envy me Krissy 80: I hate you. DoNotExist: aaahhh... time to unbutton the old to bunnon on the pants... DoNotExist: button DoNotExist: and top DoNotExist: 'm typing with my mouth full Krissy 80: you eat naked? DoNotExist: no, i unbutton my pants when I am full and bulging at the waist in a most boorish manner Krissy 80: you dropped some. on your tummy. DoNotExist: dropped what? Krissy 80: fries. DoNotExist: Did not! Krissy 80: did too, there's ketchup on your belly button... oops, in. DoNotExist: Ick... Krissy 80: clean it!!! clean it!!!!!! DoNotExist: you clean it--you put in there Krissy 80: no I didn't, I wouldn't touch your cruddy belly. DoNotExist: yet you have no problem kneeling under my chair and nibbling on my inner thigh? ::looks down at Kris, eyebrows slightly raised:: Krissy 80: that's not me. that's an evil clone... of Monica Lewinsky. but with blonde hair... maybe it's the real deal. DoNotExist: ::Shrieks:: Aaaaaah! ::pushes off blonde with feet and wheels backwards across the room in grey executive chair:: Krissy 80: doesn't that teach you a lesson? ::points at the intern clone:: now shoo..sh... hold it a minute... ::notices a small mark on the back of it's neck, and bends over to study it:: hmm.. looks Japanese.. oh, okay, never mind. you can go now.... DoNotExist: Who are you? Krissy 80: what me? I'm Krissy. and who are you? DoNotExist: I'm... I'm no one. I have to go now. Krissy 80: go where? home? HQ? do you think that would be best.. after all, it's so lovely here in Australia.... DoNotExist: um. Krissy 80: what? It is nice... though I've only been here a short time. Stop over flight. DoNotExist: When...? Krissy 80: about 12 hours ago... wait a minute.. why are you here? DoNotExist: I've been here for a while--we thought you were in NY! Krissy 80: What, and get my ass killed? Right. I didn't make it this far in the JLS through sheer stupidity.. oh wait, I did. DoNotExist: well, we looked for a while--Masochrist did, anyway, then we checked into this hotel for some poolside relaxation Krissy 80: and koalas. look, there's one over there..... ::points at a tree:: DoNotExist: I thought they were in China...? Krissy 80: no, you're thinking of Pandas. DoNotExist: Then why's that one black and white and big? Krissy 80: that's not a bear... ::squints:: oh, damn. It looks like the DLM. DoNotExist: Oh... ::shrugs:: I always get my malthusians mixed up. DoNotExist: Anyway, what're you doing here? Krissy 80: I told you. Stop over flight. DoNotExist: From? Krissy 80: Now that would be telling. The real question is... why are you here? DoNotExist: To look for you! Well... to sit here at the pool of an expensive hotel watching scantily clad tourists splash around while I play Starcraft in the shade. DoNotExist: And koalas. DoNotExist: To see them, I mean. DoNotExist: They're cute little bamboo-munching buggers. Krissy 80: that passes. I guess. wait, how'd you notice I was gone.... DoNotExist: You weren't there. A lot. Krissy 80: but my robot double..? DoNotExist: And your robot impersonator tried to kill me. Krissy 80: tried to kill you... ah, I see. musta self- destructed. DoNotExist: And your sexual identity showed up. DoNotExist: And Delle dyed her hair blonde. DoNotExist: and your computer exploded in a terrible accident, taking your playstation and all your pirated games with it. Krissy 80: my sexual identity.. uh oh.. ::grabs Renie:: let's go. DoNotExist: ::jerks free:: Where? Krissy 80: ::grabs her again:: and my Playstation's in my bag. nice try. ::hails a cab to the airport:: DoNotExist: Oh, c'mon, I was on the last Terran mission... Krissy 80: ::grabs the laptop and shoves it at Renie:: keep playing... Krissy 80: it's a long trip. DoNotExist: ::folds laptop and gingerly cooperates:: DoNotExist: ...where are we going? Krissy 80: mmm.... well, back to the states, I guess. I have reservations. DoNotExist: reservations? about what?! you're a JLS member! Krissy 80: airline reservations. no refunds, dammit!!! DoNotExist: are we there yet? DoNotExist: are we there yet? DoNotExist: are we there yet?