DoNotExist: Poor Kris. DoNotExist: You must be in pain. Krissy 80: my arm hurts. Krissy 80: and I want to cry. DoNotExist: Don't cry. DoNotExist: Break something instead. Krissy 80: nothing to break. DoNotExist: Your arm. Krissy 80: no, I need that. DoNotExist: For what? Krissy 80: I don't know.. stuuff. DoNotExist: Such AS? Krissy 80: I don't know. but I bet it's pretty important... DoNotExist: Pervert. Krissy 80: damn you! DoNotExist: *I* don't need an intact arm for anything. DoNotExist: You must want it for something sick. Krissy 80: well, there's that.. and then there's survival... DoNotExist: Hmph. Krissy 80: what, that's not important? living is pretty keen. DoNotExist: Maybe for YOU. Krissy 80: you're alive.. aren't you? DoNotExist: Yes. Krissy 80: so.. it wouldn't matter if I killed you and feasted on your flesh? DoNotExist: Well, aren't you being a bit greedy? You're already getting my skull when I die... Krissy 80: hmm.. almost forgot about that. well, it looks like I won't have to wait too long... DoNotExist: Hmph! Krissy 80: out of the three of us, you're looking the worst for wear. DoNotExist: Three? Krissy 80: yeah. me, you, the donkey. DoNotExist: I am NOT interested in the condition of your ass! Krissy 80: yes, but he is very interested in yours. I've brainwashed him into becoming a flesh eater.. ::pets the donkey:: good donkey.. see the yummy Renie? Krissy 80: freak. the donkey wants to devour you. say something. DoNotExist: Goddamit, you're an herbivore! DoNotExist: I am not a vegetable! Krissy 80: he learned from the best. DoNotExist: What, are YOU going to try eating me now, too? Krissy 80: um.. haven't decided. I could collect on that skull a lot faster. let the desert sun bleach it... DoNotExist: Hey! ::takes out a permanent marker, writes "NOT FOOD" on shirt:: Krissy 80: he can't read. and the sun is blinding me. DoNotExist: Um. Have I stressed how stringy and unappetizing I taste? Krissy 80: actually, you've never addressed the issue. DoNotExist: Damn. Look, we don't have to turn to cannibalism! I still have some ramen. Krissy 80: I don't really like ramen. and how come everybody eats ramen? you guys strike me as the most unimaginative, boring people when it comes to food. DoNotExist: It's cheap. Krissy 80: there exist cheaper foods. DoNotExist: Gruel? Krissy 80: no. come on, you're in college, you should be subsiding on pizza, for kerristsakes. DoNotExist: Ramen's cheaper. Anyway, you can put ramen on pizza. Double the carbohydrates, no nutritional value! Krissy 80: bleh. no wonder you're so skinny. Krissy 80: ::grumble grumble:: waste of skin.... ::grumble:: DoNotExist: Well, that type of food is kinda like MEALs--you get really fat and THEN you die from malnutrition. Krissy 80: so die already. DoNotExist: ::sobbing:: I knew it! You just want me for my luscious young body! DoNotExist: Well, you can't have it! I'll eat it myself if I have to! DoNotExist: Mmm... arm. ::stares at own arm contemplatively:: Krissy 80: umm.. that would actually be pretty neat. Krissy 80: do it. DoNotExist: I'm not hungry yet. Krissy 80: dammit. fine. hey look, an IHOH. DoNotExist: Oh my GOD!!! WE're gonna diee!!!!!!! Krissy 80: what? it's only a restaurant. Krissy 80: a nice, innocent, corporate chain. DoNotExist: Aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!! ::runs:: Krissy 80: lovely. ::turns to donkey:: whaddya say? up for breakfast? :donkey brays:: no, I don't think she'd look good in lycra. DoNotExist: ::peels out from behind a bush:: Is it safe yet?