DoNotExist:	Poor Kris. 
DoNotExist:	You must be in pain.  
Krissy 80:	my arm hurts. 
Krissy 80:	and I want to cry. 
DoNotExist:	Don't cry.   
DoNotExist:	Break something instead.  
Krissy 80:	nothing to break. 
DoNotExist:	Your arm.  
Krissy 80:	no, I need that. 
DoNotExist:	For what? 
Krissy 80:	I don't know.. stuuff. 
DoNotExist:	Such AS? 
Krissy 80:	I don't know.  but I bet it's pretty important... 
DoNotExist:	Pervert.  
Krissy 80:	damn you! 
DoNotExist:	*I* don't need an intact arm for anything.  
DoNotExist:	You  must want it for something sick. 
Krissy 80:	well, there's that.. and then there's survival... 
DoNotExist:	Hmph.  
Krissy 80:	what, that's not important?  living is pretty keen. 
DoNotExist:	Maybe for YOU.  
Krissy 80:	you're alive.. aren't you? 
DoNotExist:	Yes.   
Krissy 80:	so.. it wouldn't matter if I killed you and feasted 
		on your flesh? 
DoNotExist:	Well, aren't you being a bit greedy?  You're already 
		getting my skull when I die... 
Krissy 80:	hmm.. almost forgot about that.  well, it looks like 
		I won't have to wait too long... 
DoNotExist:	Hmph! 
Krissy 80:	out of the three of us, you're looking the worst for 
		wear. 
DoNotExist:	Three? 
Krissy 80:	yeah.  me, you, the donkey.   
DoNotExist:	I am NOT interested in the condition of your ass!  
Krissy 80:	yes, but he is very interested in yours.  I've 
		brainwashed him into becoming a flesh eater.. ::pets 
		the donkey:: good donkey.. see the yummy Renie? 
Krissy 80:	freak.  the donkey wants to devour you.  say 
		something. 
DoNotExist:	Goddamit, you're an herbivore!   
DoNotExist:	I am not a vegetable! 
Krissy 80:	he learned from the best. 
DoNotExist:	What, are YOU going to try eating me now, too?   
Krissy 80:	um.. haven't decided.  I could collect on that skull 
		a lot faster.  let the desert sun bleach it... 
DoNotExist:	Hey!  ::takes out a permanent marker, writes 
		"NOT FOOD" on shirt:: 
Krissy 80:	he can't read.  and the sun is blinding me. 
DoNotExist:	Um.  Have I stressed how stringy and unappetizing I 
		taste? 
Krissy 80:	actually, you've never addressed the issue. 
DoNotExist:	Damn.  Look, we don't have to turn to cannibalism!  
		I still have some ramen.  
Krissy 80:	I don't really like ramen.  and how come everybody 
		eats ramen?  you guys strike me as the most 
		unimaginative, boring people when it comes to food. 
DoNotExist:	It's cheap. 
Krissy 80:	there exist cheaper foods. 
DoNotExist:	Gruel? 
Krissy 80:	no.  come on, you're in college, you should be 
		subsiding on pizza, for kerristsakes. 
DoNotExist:	Ramen's cheaper.  Anyway, you can put ramen on pizza.  
		Double the carbohydrates, no nutritional value!  
Krissy 80:	bleh.  no wonder you're so skinny. 
Krissy 80:	::grumble grumble:: waste of skin.... ::grumble:: 
DoNotExist:	Well, that type of food is kinda like MEALs--you get 
		really fat and THEN you die from malnutrition. 
Krissy 80:	so die already. 
DoNotExist:	::sobbing::  I knew it!  You just want me for my 
		luscious young body!   
DoNotExist:	Well, you can't have it!  I'll eat it myself if I 
		have to! 
DoNotExist:	Mmm...  arm.  ::stares at own arm contemplatively:: 
Krissy 80:	umm.. that would actually be pretty neat. 
Krissy 80:	do it.  
DoNotExist:	I'm not hungry yet.  
Krissy 80:	dammit.  fine.  hey look, an IHOH. 
DoNotExist:	Oh my GOD!!!  WE're gonna diee!!!!!!!  
Krissy 80:	what?  it's only a restaurant. 
Krissy 80:	a nice, innocent, corporate chain. 
DoNotExist:	Aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!   ::runs::  
Krissy 80:	lovely.  ::turns to donkey::  whaddya say?  up for 
		breakfast?  :donkey brays::  no, I don't think she'd 
		look good in lycra. 
DoNotExist:	::peels out from behind a bush::  Is it safe yet?