Darth Zinn:	I want in on the JLS, damn it!
F T F O I:	well, then just sign this affadavit....
F T F O I:	::holds up 37-page document::
Darth Zinn:	Krissy said that all I need is to be interrogated.
F T F O I:	Well, she obviously hasn't been talking to our legal 
		department recently.
F T F O I:	If you'd like, you can take it up with them.  Of 
		course, if you'd like to sign on within the legal 
		department, we waive all affadavits and fees...
Darth Zinn:	God damn it!  Shouldn't the JLS have at least ONE 
		member that's still in Stuyvesant?
F T F O I:	the DLM (aka Candy Cane Queen) IS still in Stuy
Darth Zinn:	DLM?
F T F O I:	Dark Lesbianic Mass.  Haven't you read the mandatory 
		litterature?
Darth Zinn:	I read "Who's Who".  No current Stuy students in there.
F T F O I:	That has nothing to do with anything.  If you'd like, 
		I can uplink you to the REAL JLS server...
Darth Zinn:	Do it.
F T F O I:	::types frantically::
F T F O I:	as soon as you see a blue bomb hovering in the air, 
		touch it.
Darth Zinn:	Okay...
F T F O I:	ð  there it is...direct VR link to the JLS internal 
		computer.