F T F O I:	it seems as though Masochrist is seeking 
		revenge...
Nikki Tyr:	Is he? I'm not up to date. I thought he was dead. 
		What has been happening?
F T F O I:	put short:  Masochrist might NOT be dead.  He's 
		anthropomorphic, you know.
F T F O I:	that and the JLS appears to have been sold out as 
		a "Real World 7"
Nikki Tyr:	So he can be the anthropomorphic personification 
		in the box in the thought experiment. What is Real 
		World 7? 
F T F O I:	well, wherever Masochrist might be, that's not our 
		root problem.  Real World is that God-awful show 
		on MTV where 7 people live together in an 
		apartment and have their lives broadcast on TV
Nikki Tyr:	Oh. Yeah, Krissy's mentioned it. So what is the 
		root problem?
F T F O I:	The root problem is that The Real World SUX, and 
		they made US into it!
F T F O I:	we don't suck!
Nikki Tyr:	Who made us into it?! What is going on?
F T F O I:	you've got a computer, dig up the files.  But, 
		don't go looking for the lost security tapes.  
		Someone sold those as "the first season"
F T F O I:	::nods curtly:: ::whines::  I can't take on 
		Masochrist!  Especially if he's back without a 
		host body...
Nikki Tyr:	I have a plan. Find a really puny and easily 
		defeated host body and trick him into possessing 
		it.
F T F O I:	Masochrist is a tactical genius, remember?
F T F O I:	he's got all my good traits, and some that I 
		don't have, too
Nikki Tyr:	But you have... ::dramatic music:: the combined 
		wits of the JLS on your side!
F T F O I:	but I'm the tactical mind in the JLS...and he's 
		better than me.
Nikki Tyr:	Hmmm. But he is you, in a way. So he understands 
		your tactics. We need someone who thinks 
		completely differently. So he doesn't expect it.
F T F O I:	So it would be best if the only way I go up 
		against him is physically?
Nikki Tyr:	But he's you! If that's what you decide, he'll 
		most likely expect it! Ah... choose randomly. 
		Pick a list of possible ways to take care of him, 
		sufficiently diverse so that he cannot guard 
		against all. Then roll dice to choose what to do.
F T F O I:	It's good.  I wouldn't have thought of that.
F T F O I:	but whatever happens, he'll have to be confronted.
Nikki Tyr:	Right. I'll go with you, if you like. I don't 
		think like him. 
F T F O I:	IF he's really back.  If not, then we have to 
		start from square one on this Real World angle.  
		See, we think it's Masochrist who sold us out.
Nikki Tyr:	So now he's a media whore as well?
F T F O I:	apparently.  Oh, and until this blows over, I 
		can't go near reen or lampy.  They kinda think 
		it was me, not him.
F T F O I:	NEway...I've gotta jet.  There's some business 
		that needs attending.
F T F O I:	::rushes off:: ::waves::
Nikki Tyr:	Then I shall see ye later.