Darth Zinn: I've escaped from your pathetic interrogation room, FYI. Krissy 80: goddamn cheap locks! wait.... Rob let you out, didn't he? Darth Zinn: Nope. Darth Zinn: Don't underestimate the power of the Dark Side. Darth Zinn: Your vaunted cameras are probably still filming the projection I left. Krissy 80: what vaunted cameras? I don't vaunt them very much. Krissy 80: what, you just... POPPED open the locks? Darth Zinn: ::Holds up key:: No, I did it the easy way. Krissy 80: ummm.... ::looks at door, then looks at Lenny:: it's not a key door. Darth Zinn: ::Quickly throws key away:: Well, I didn't use one. Krissy 80: so again, I say... you just... POPPED open the door? Darth Zinn: I pushed it open. Darth Zinn: It wasn't locked. Krissy 80: dammit!!! I keep telling them, the christmas lights are connected to the vault door, when you turn off the lights, you turn off the power and leave the vault open!!! ::screams:: goddamn flunkies... Darth Zinn: BTW, is that rug in front of the exit Scotch- guarded? Krissy 80: hey, I never Scotch Guarded anything.... you DO work for THEM, don't you? Darth Zinn: I work for me. Krissy 80: what then, you in charge of this whole circus? ::gestures at media ouside the window:: Darth Zinn: ::Looks out window:: No, I think the Space Cowgirl sent those. Krissy 80: Space Cowgirl? There's a space cowgirl??? Wow, just like that song!!! Oh, wait, you mean Alison. she's the CYBERspace cowgirl. Krissy 80: and she has better taste than *that* Darth Zinn: "Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess." Darth Zinn: You think Alison has taste? Ha! Darth Zinn: Now, about this interrogation... Krissy 80: Yeah, about this interrogation... Darth Zinn: Uh-huh, all about it... Krissy 80: ::pulls out a small tube and sprays Lenny with it:: eat this!!!!! Darth Zinn: Mmm...pepper spray. Incapacitating. Krissy 80: ::stands there, tapping her foot impatiently:: well? Darth Zinn: Can I have some more for my eggs? Darth Zinn: A scrambled egg with no seasoning is rather bland. Krissy 80: goddammit again!!! cheap shit! ::throws the tube down angrily:: no. no you may not. Darth Zinn: ::Bows head in shame:: Oh... Krissy 80: but you may have some nice Tang. Darth Zinn: ::Grabs Krissy by the throat:: YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET TANG? Krissy 80: ::kicks Lenny in the shins and steps back:: yes. we have a whole stockload in the pantry.... Darth Zinn: Ouch, geez... Krissy 80: so, do you want any? Darth Zinn: No, thanks. I'm full of gumption and vinegar right now. Krissy 80: do you even know what that means? Krissy 80: and can I have some for salad? Darth Zinn: Not a clue. Now, am I getting interrogated or not? Darth Zinn: And no, because I don't think you'd want vinegar that came out of my body. And who puts gumption on top of salad? Krissy 80: well, why not? everyone appears to have better things to do, which is stupid because this is important... Krissy 80: and gumption goes quite well with salad. Darth Zinn: I guess I just don't eat enough salad to know. Krissy 80: you should eat more salad. it curbs overly agressive and manic behavior. just look at all those protesters outside. heck, look at me.... Darth Zinn: ::Looks at protesters:: Why do their signs say "Down With Slick Willie"? Krissy 80: aw.. damn. ::walks over to the door and goes out onto the stoop:: hey guys, he's down that way! ::points to a large brick building surrounded by limos and American flags:: Krissy 80: ::large angry crowd moves away, and begin to chant while marching down the street:: Darth Zinn: Can I get credit for chasing them away? Krissy 80: no. but you can have some Tang! Darth Zinn: Feh. Krissy 80: fine then. I DON'T *have* to be nice........ Darth Zinn: Oh, sure you do. Krissy 80: and why is that? Darth Zinn: Because it would be the polite thing to do. Krissy 80: and why should I be polite? Darth Zinn: Because...we used to talk about comics before first period? Krissy 80: no we didn't. Darth Zinn: Sure, we did. We'd talk about comics, The Simpsons, Star Wars...didn't it mean anything to you? Krissy 80: Simpsons I remember. Star Wars... if you call that talking, in a sort of neo modern, proto-violent sense.... Darth Zinn: Whenever. Krissy 80: whenever wouldn't be morning then. whenever is like "when should I get to the airport?" "whenever" "when should I get to work?" "whenever" "when should the wedding be?" "whenever" "when's the baby due?" "whenever" Darth Zinn: Can we kill Puff Daddy in the next issue? Krissy 80: ::touches fingertips and bows:: if it please m'lord to do so. ::slouches and pouts:: though I can't guarantee he'll stay dead. dem celebrities.. heck, do you even think Tupac is dead? Look at all the movies he made after his death... Darth Zinn: When's my interrogation? Krissy 80: oh, fine, you're in SUCH a hurry.... ::pushes Lenny into a chair under a VERY hot lamp:: where were you last week? Darth Zinn: ::Thinks back:: Asleep, most of the time. Krissy 80: Monday night last week? Darth Zinn: Here, in front of the computer. Krissy 80: doing what? Darth Zinn: Talking to Rob for a while, then Justin, then a bunch of other people... Darth Zinn: BTW, this isn't a Justin you know. Krissy 80: oookay.... can any of them verify this? Darth Zinn: Assuming they weren't doing any drugs or alcohol at the time, yes. Krissy 80: hmm.... who are some of the other you spoke to? and were you doing anything else? Darth Zinn: I was posting to my Star Wars boards and talking to some of the regulars there. Darth Zinn: Nate and Brian. I'll only give you their screen names if you tell me what you intend to do with such information. Krissy 80: I won't need them. interesting.... ::swings chair around:: when does the next SW movie come out? Darth Zinn: Scheduled for May 25, 1999. Nothing set in stone yet. Krissy 80: interesting.... what about the week before that? can you account for your whereabouts? Darth Zinn: I went into Hunter College to do research on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday of that week. Darth Zinn: The rest was spent either online, playing Jedi Knight or asleep. Darth Zinn: It was the week that I'd gotten back from vacation, so I also had some unpacking to do. Krissy 80: okay. hmm... previous to when you showed up a few days ago, have you ever been in this installation before? Darth Zinn: Not as such, no. Krissy 80: as such? ::looks at Lenny hard:: Darth Zinn: Just an expression. Krissy 80: ::twitches:: were you familar with this organization in any way previous.. to... that... encounter? Darth Zinn: I'd heard you people mention it in passing. Krissy 80: WHO? Darth Zinn: You, Danielle, Rob, Alison. Darth Zinn: I never asked about it, figured out for myself that it'd have to be Justice League of Stuyvesant. Krissy 80: uh huh... ::eyes dart from side to side:: did you ever even, once, experience any.. curiosity about it? Darth Zinn: I always wondered why I wasn't in on the joke. Darth Zinn: By the way, are there any problems with my having a firearm with me during these proceedings? Krissy 80: firearm?!? godammit, I MUST be tired. ::grabs it quickly:: what *is* this? Darth Zinn: Ummm...ummm...nothing. Krissy 80: oh, *nothing.* well I'm taking.. "nothing." Darth Zinn: Fine. ::Reaches into backpack, pulls out another:: Krissy 80: backpack? ::takes backpack AND firearm:: am I going to have to strip search you? Darth Zinn: I don't know...I mean, I didn't even know that you cared. Krissy 80: ::flinches:: don't.. just don't.... Darth Zinn: ::Grins:: Heh. I guess it worked. Krissy 80: ::smacks Lenny:: I don't see why I should continue this, because obviously, if you were completely innocent, you would cooperate... Krissy 80: more so. Darth Zinn: Huh? Darth Zinn: Look, if I were guilty, you'd know by now. Krissy 80: ::smacks Lenny:: don't get insolent with me! Darth Zinn: ::Grabs Krissy's hand:: I'll get insolent with you if it suits my needs at the moment. Krissy 80: ::sprays Lenny with another tube. it sprays green goo:: Darth Zinn: Why are you spraying me with leftover toppings from Ninja Turtles cereal? Krissy 80: ::voice gets all British:: it is NOT!!! Darth Zinn: Why, it most certainly is! ::Wipes a streak off with fingertip, tastes it:: Just as I suspected... marshmallow! Krissy 80: ::throws down the tube:: dammit, why can't I get something that *works!* Darth Zinn: Are you quite done? Are there any more questions? Krissy 80: yes, yes there are. but I'm not going to ask them, because I want - to - see - you - sweat. Darth Zinn: Sorry, the air conditioning's on. Krissy 80: shut up. it was a figure of speech. ::face breaks into a crazed grin:: here's an electronic doggy collar! ::snaps it onto Lenny's neck:: now don't try to get it off, or it could explode!!! Krissy 80: on the other hand... Darth Zinn: ::Touches collar, sends jolt of Force electricity through it, disabling circuitry:: Darth Zinn: ::Rips collar off neck:: Krissy 80: ::sticks a large needle into Lenny's neck, containing nanotech trackers:: Krissy 80: and no, that's not the force doing that. Danielle built it. nuff said. Krissy 80: the collar, not the nanos. Krissy 80: those are Japanese. Darth Zinn: Well, the Force disabled the circuitry. That's all I need. Krissy 80: ::rolls eyes at delusional Jedi and pushes Lenny into the vault again:: and to make sure... ::writes on Post It Note: Please make sure vault door is locked. Prisoner will escape and kill you if door is not properly locked. Thank you.:: Darth Zinn: I'm...not in the vault. Krissy 80: yes you are. ::sticks the note on the door, and tapes it tight to be sure:: Darth Zinn: I'm standing right next to you. Krissy 80: no you're not. Krissy 80: pay attention. Darth Zinn: Force Projection. Comes in handy. Darth Zinn: Next time, you might want to try pushing the *real* Lenny in. Krissy 80: ::locks door, and places chair against it as well:: um, there's no such thing as the force. ::shakes head:: I don't think you did it, you're too stupid. Darth Zinn: Too stupid? Well, excuuuuse me, Princess, but I don't need that condescending tone coming out of you. Krissy 80: well, you're getting it. and I suggest you end that line, otherwise I'll have to kiss you. Darth Zinn: ::Snarls:: Krissy 80: ho ho ho... ::checks locks one last time, and leaves the vault area:: are you sure you don't want Tang?