F T F O I: I just ran a >lab:status and it comes up static. Aren't you in the lab? Nikki Tyr: Yeah, just puttering around a bit. F T F O I: you using any of the network computers? Nikki Tyr: Not at the moment. Where are you right now? F T F O I: I'm in the main room. Nikki Tyr: Let me see if there's any problem with the computer in here. ::taps the touchpad and watches the screensaver (those hypnotic moving pipes) disappear. The computer is frozen.:: Damn thing's frozen. I'll restart it. F T F O I: should do the trick. thanks. Nikki Tyr: ::restarts the computer, which begins spewing gibberish onto the screen:: No good. Something's definitely wrong. I've been meaning to upgrade it anyway. Where did we put the illegal experimential hardware? F T F O I: the vault. in boxes, near the back. Nikki Tyr: Great, thanks. I'll go try to find it. F T F O I: wait...you're not going to fix that computer? It's hardwired into the network.... F T F O I: the problem might not go away Nikki Tyr: Well, I need to get the hardware before fixing it. If you like, I'll disconnect it for now so the rest of the network doesn't acquire any problems. All right? F T F O I: good enough. F T F O I: ::runs an >allnet:diagnostic?source,info:: Nikki Tyr: ::plays with wires and disconnects the lab computer, superstitiously placing it across the room from the network outlet.:: F T F O I: >allnet:diagnostic_querry: lab is offline backways is offline control room nominal main room nominal kitchen nominal tech room nominal remote port 1 offline remote port 2 nominal end query F T F O I: wait...TBD, isn't the legal department wired into the network? Nikki Tyr: No. Remember, we decided not to wire it in lest someone get into the... er... the private books and records. F T F O I: but our network is internal only. F T F O I: I was patched into legal just ten minutes ago. Nikki Tyr: Still. Were you? Well, I certainly didn't install that connection. I mean, what if a guest in the main room gets in? I felt and feel more comfortable with keeping it seperate and physically remote. F T F O I: then I think we need to check out legal after we get this new hardware in. F T F O I: once you get that comp running, run a simple legal query: F T F O I: >legal:corporations,comments F T F O I: I'm going to check something in the control booth. I'll catch up with you later. Nikki Tyr: 'Kay. F T F O I: ::heads towards control booth:: Krissy 80: how's the work? Nikki Tyr: The work? Which particular work? Krissy 80: the computer, dammit! Nikki Tyr: Something's wrong with the lab computer. It was frozen, I'm restarting it and seeing what's up. Krissy 80: okay. I know you're busy, but there's some business with Lenny... hold on, Rob appears to be saying something... I'll be right back... Nikki Tyr: I have to go to the vault to fetch the illegal experimental hardware to fix and upgrade the lab computer. Want to come with me, and tell me about Lenny on the way?