Worst. Spies. Ever.

Game for May 10, 2003:

In which the party returns to Kamino, Zahn gets arrested and subsequently escapes and is not heard from again, three years pass in which Dral gets laid and has a kid, Krussik visits his home planet, and there's sexual repression aplenty amongst the Jedi (except for Darn, see further down). The party is sent on a stealth mission to Tatooine in which we learn that everyone but Krussik sucks at getting info out of people, interspecies lesbianism can be funny, and most of the Force-users *really* suck at Force Stealth.

So battle ensues, Xard gets busy with a Sith Lord, Dral cowers some, Krussik and Darn have fun with Move Object (in which we once more thwart what is quickly becoming a recurring villain), and Navi learns that a Devastating Strike critical hit means nothing when the GM is being sadistic and introducing lightsaber-proof cyborgs with a high shield DR.

The guys go out to a strip club and pick up what could have been the very first ex-hooker padawan except this is apparently a PG plotline. Everyone goes looking for the lesbian-alien-spy-chick only to watch yet another Sith Lord bite it, and both Navi and Xard learn the meaning of "high intelligence, low wisdom" thanks to Mike buying the Ultimate Alien Anthology.

Back to Kamino, where Dral continues to go on about how "special" his kid is, while Navi uses a lowered wisdom score as an excuse to do something incredibly unwise with her padawan. The Jedi decide it's not such a bad idea to split the party up and look for more padawan (despite historical precedence). Then Chris kicks everyone out because he has to take Jenny home, and we are sad. :(