Following the upheaval of last session, Ryx was interrogated, Darn was charged with treason, and a funeral service was followed by a big formal ceremony in which it was reaffirmed that nobles are assholes and Navi can't dance. EmQuai and Shino, previously seen shrugging and wandering leisurely after the fleeing Ryx, shrugged and wandered leisurely over to the buffet table.
Darn did dance, but only with the microorganisms in his bacta tank.
EmQuai, Darn's initial defense counsel, was joined by Dral and Shino. Navi sided with Storm, obnoxious chief prosecutor. Here we learned it is really, really incredibly difficult to play out a trial scene when you have had no preparation but the GM has. (Author's note: to my embarassment I, the would-be Law minor, sucked almighty pants at this. Nothing I learned at college helped in defending a flawed Jedi from accusations of treason on an imaginary planet, dammit, and mostly I randomly yelled "Objection! Hearsay!") To be fair, we gave it our best shot, with EmQuai and Dral proving invaluable, but we still spent large chunks of the trial being laughably incompetent defense attorneys.
But, bless their twisted little hearts, the Meityllans had a jury member assassinated, mistrial was called, and Karlo freed Darn rather than do this all over again.
Somewhere along the line we voted to release Boba Fett, who'd been in prison for the last 10 years after Navi cut off his arms. To show there were no hard feelings, we gave him prosthetic arms. Hurray!
The Consortium decided to move against Sith Lord Daedon, and Karlo and Navi were married just before the fleet's departure for its first target, Tatooine. The royal couple promptly relinquished the throne to another Hapan house and went off to war, which turned out to also suck pants as Darn's X-Wing took a beating, Karlo and EmQuai were knocked out of commission, the Excel's feeble weaponry failed to intimidate anyone, and the Pillar of Autumn couldn't shoot straight. However Darn bounced back and devasted multiple wings of TIE fighters with his innovative strategy of not bothering to move his ship.
Once Tatooine was conquered, Karlo set up a Jedi temple in his father's old palace, Navi haggled for stuff, Darn brought home a white wookie, and Shino overpaid at Mos Eisley to get a non-utterly crappy laser weapon installed on her ship. Then it was on to the battle for Geonosis, a battle made slightly easier when Dral hacked the planet and killed its shields.
Navi, Darn, Millenia, Shino, and 15 elite clone soldiers were sent to take the planetary control center. Crappy the Die lived up to its name, as many pathetic attempts were made to scale an elevator shaft, and Krissy's timely advice saved Darn from taking 20d6 of falling damage while unconscious. Not that this would have actually killed him...
At the top of the shaft lurked Trisk, Geist, and Some Quickdraw Gun Guy. Of course, there was a fight. Geist, a student of Modon, was knocked comatose by Navi; Millenia and Shino tried to nickle-and-dime punk Gun Guy and Trisk; Darn had his brain fried by Trisk and nearly went Dark. (Wisdom of 2 is sad.) Troopers assiduously tried but repeatedly failed to successfully inject Darn with a mysterious hypo. Eventually an incorporeal Trisk had to flee, leaving the unconscious bodies of her two henchmen. And Gun Guy's intriguing variety of guns. Sucker.
The henchmen were tied up and left as prisoners while the party continued toward the control room. One booby-trapped corridor and a whole lot of useless lightsaber swinging and control panel rigging later, the clones proved that the only sound solution to any RPG dilemma is to Blow Shit Up. However, now that the party was in the control room, nobody had the faintest idea what they were supposed to do there.
But then the control room exploded. Problem solved.
Also, while the party was away, Trisk liberated the prisoners and ate the brain of their clone guard. It was agreed that Trisk goes down for good next time, even if it takes a few Dark Side points worth of riddling her unconscious body with bullets just to make sure she's dead. Further bad news: Ezra predicted an imminent counterattack by Daedon.
On that tired, downbeat, but still accomplished note, the game ended.