We all wish we had power. The kind of power that we can easily abuse. Who has that kind of power? Gods. So.........


Q: If you could be the god (or goddess) of anything in the universe, what would you choose and why?

II STaN II@aol.com:
I would want to be the god of love. I love being love esp. by my girlfriend.

MeTmbg25@aol.com:
i would become the God of the elements... i would own the periodic table, and anything made out of any element (which is everything)......it's a lot simpler to say i would become the God of the universe......but i like to type......

Nikki Tyr@aol.com:
I would definately be the Goddess of Chaos (just like Bob!). By the way, I'm being very tempted to worship Petulia, Goddess of Negotiable Affection.

Matt Man65@aol.com:
I'd be the god of plywood and pepper shakers.

FTFOI@aol.com:
I want to be the God of Vibration. I know, too late to tell you people not to think something sick, but this would actually rock...
Everything has a specific frequency (remember physics class, everyone?). When vibrating at that frequency, stuff goes "pop"...'nuff said.

Roland Des@aol.com:
I'd wanna be the God of all men's underwear, that would be my dream, cause then I could be close to the genitalia of my idol, Juan Valdez. Yep!

Vibe526@aol.com:
Hmm, off the my head, I'd say I could be the Goddess of the College student. Think about it!!! Hundreds of thousands, hell I think we already got a million College student in the US alone. They'd pay homage to me for them to pass classes or have a term paper all done for them. Then I could grant the next level, NO RAs!! Students would roam free. AHHH the power. And now that it's becoming mandatory to go to college, my worship will soon overwhlem all religious!!!!! ::Mouth foaming, eyes glowing:: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Ah damnit, I have homework, reading, and a paper due this month.....

FeyPiper@aol.com:
If I could be the God of anything in the universe, I would be the God of... Microsoft GamePaks. Then I would hold ultimate power over hundreds of thousands of computer geeks from all walks of life, including the government, crushing their feeble minds and breaking them to my will by threatening to take away their Solitaire and Minesweeper. I could then moblilize my Geek Hordes of Doom to conquer the world and bring me the head of Bill Gates on a stick.
That accomplished, I would chain the microsoft programmers to their desks, under the lash, until they had written and debugged the games Smite and Bow To My Armored Might. I would then proceed to conquer the world.
Once my nerd armies had swept across Northern Europe, crushing the last feeble vestiges of resistance in hidebound Great Britain, where they still use Commodores, I would use the rich metal resources of the Ruhr valley to build the first ships of my star-spanning empire, and begin the first campaign to break alien civilizations to slavery.
Barring that, I would become the God of Asian Bagpipers.